Hoppin' Hard or Hardly Hoppin'?

"This isn't fair. Everyone else is off today and I'M stuck in the office. Well screw it, I'm not doing a damn thing."


I hope that lazy bunny finally got up off of his tail and delivered all of your goody baskets today. All I know is that if he doesn't bring me the chocolate Michael Johns that I ordered, he's gonna be hopping down the bunny trail with a severe limp.

**EDIT: Judging from the comments so far, I didn't make this post very clear. I am not working today. The bunny is working. The joke is that he only has to work once a year and he's still slacking off. But, as they say, if you have to explain a joke, it isn't funny. Oh well. I'll just go suck an egg now.

Comments

Dale said…
At least you have colourful garbage?
LoraLoo said…
Happy Easter! I can't believe anyone has to work on effing Easter. So loaf, I say!!
Gifted Typist said…
Happy Michael Johns, BeckEye. What time is the resurrection?
Mike said…
happy easter! Dont do a darn thing! You shouldn't be working.
Unknown said…
Sorry you're working...I'm not! I just posted my song picks. Do you have yours?
Tootsie said…
Looks like the kind of stuff you used to do...dressing up the dog and putting him in all kinds of human settings. Remember when you put the bow tie on Chuck and had him at the kitchen table with candles and a dog biscuit on a plate? You were such a nerd!
SkylersDad said…
Hope you had a good day hangin around!
Dale said…
I'm editing my comment to say "At least you have colourful garbage Easter Bunny!". That's what I meant. Sure. See?
I ummm got the joke ....just saying
Alice said…
speaking of bad jokes! here's one i heard this weekend:

what's brown and smelly and sounds like sonar?



...poop!... poop!...
Lazy assed rabbits anyway! If they didn't shit chocolate eggs once a year they'd be useless.
Explaining jokes is classic comedy.
Dave said…
First time at your site. Hope you had a great Easter. I will be back. Take care! :-)
katrocket said…
I love that bunny photo. Are those carrot sticks in the garbage can? My thoughts exactly.