Thursday, March 20, 2008

Love baby love, it's written all over your face

Hi, I'm Michael Johns and I love BeckEye thiiiis much!

(The alternate title for this post was "I'm Going Slightly Mad," since Michael's also a Queen fan. Oh, and because I'm clearly on the express train to Nutbag City Limits.)


Red said...

Are we sure he's not demonstrating the size of something else? wink, wink.

Gifted Typist said...

If you look closely into his eyes you can see little pools of BeckEye...

Mike said...

does a restraining order need to be filed?

Slave to the dogs said...

Jinx Mike! My thought was:

Lucky for MJ you don't have stalker tendencies. Do you?

Chancelucky said...

Glad to hear that he's finally acknowledging his love for you. I know it's been difficult for him to do this publicly with the wife and all.
My guess is that he'll send you a sign through his next song choice on the show. Maybe he'll do Jim Steinman

Anonymous said...

Oh Really? You little two timer you!

Sign me your "EX"

Johnny Travolta

Michael Johns said...

Hmmm, I thought we were going to keep this our little secret for awhile?

Oh well, I guess it's out now!

Bloody Awful Poetry said...

Oh I bet he does. I bet he does. Little pools of Beckeye in eyes. Indeed.
*storms off to have a hormonal and phenomenal sulk*

I guess I'll go worship at the Altar of the Archuleta, now that Miceal Johns means nothing to me.

Dale said...

The role of Paula Abdul is now being played by Beckeye. An interesting turn.

Scott Booker said...

Honestly...I have talked with Michael...and that is just a tiny indication of how much he loves you!! Really!!!

CDP said...

He should really fully extend his arms if he's demonstrating his love for you.

Falwless said...

I'm with Red. He was actually just gesticulating the size of something else.

Ride that pony, Beckeye. Ride that pony.

Beth said...

He's not gonna squash your head, is he?

BeckEye said...

Red - His love for me is only slightly larger than his Australian Anaconda.

GT - Yes, and when I look closely into his eyes, I turn into a little pool of BeckEye.

Mike - Please. He loves it!

Slave - Why are you trying to undermine our love?

Chancelucky - Yes, the wife. Nice gal and all, but hey, he's mine now. Michael had me at his opening line - "On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?" Of course I said yes.

Suze - John has kids. I can break up a marriage, but not a family. Come on!

Michael - The truth has set us free.

**NOTE TO ALL: "Michael Johns" is not me. I don't know who it is for sure, but my Stat Counter is giving me an idea. But since I'm not positive, I will just pretend that it really is him.

BAP - Oh God, you can do better than little Archie! I would offer you Jason Castro, but Falwless would kill us both.

Dale - What a terrible thing to say, Dale. I'm going to squish your head, rip it off and hang it from my rearviewmirror.

Scott - He loves me, yeah, yeah, yeah.

CDP - You see how his right hand is kind of blurry? He was extending it further, but I wanted to get both hands in the frame. Don't you worry, he stretched them as far as he could.

Falwless - What I said to Red. And I will ride that pony, thank you very much. That's one horsey Kristy Lee will never get her mitts on.

Beth - He can do whatever he wants with my head.

doorknob_dan said...

Dear Beckeye,

I stumbled across your blog while Googling my own name.

There seems to be some confusion. This was not me saying that I love you that much. This was me saying "This is my tip."

And not the tip you give to a waitress either. Unless she's smokin' hot, that is.

Anyways, I just wanted to drop you a line and let you know what you'll be facing. Or some part of you will be facing.


(I hope that made you feel good, and make up for John T. - Dan)

BeckEye said...

Dan - It doesn't quite make up for making fun of my first love, but I'm warming up to you a bit.

But, you scared the hell out of me with this, "I stumbled across your blog while Googling my own name."
This could very well happen. If I were him, I would Google myself all day long. And he's going to find me and think I'm some crazy chick, so my big plan to steal him away from his wife will backfire, and then I'll have to get plastic surgery to change my face, so he no longer knows I'm me when I finally take off the bandages and continue with my evil plan. *sigh* Obsession is such hard work.

doorknob_dan said...

Or, he might be flattered?


Who Does This Broad Think She Is?

My photo
I am a winsome muse who was sent to Earth to inspire an artist to turn a vacant building into the world's coolest disco roller rink. We fell in love along the way, and I foolishly gave up my immortality. When the disco craze ended and all the roller rinks were shut down, that lazy bum wouldn't get a job. We broke up and I was stuck on Earth with nothing to do and no one to inspire. So, now I write a blog.

What Do Others Think of BeckEye?

"You're like an idiot savant of terrible garbage entertainment." - Falwless

"You're my hero." - Candy

"Get yourself a life. Better yet.....eff off." - Ann Onymous

"There's no one like you." - Klaus Meine