Thursday, March 27, 2008

Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson Share Everything

Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson are filming a movie together called Marley & Me. Some reports have hinted at a budding romance bewteen the stars.

I'm really hoping this isn't true. Look at them. Doesn't it creep anyone out that they look like brother and sister? Hmm, what if they really are? Maybe Jen's dad, John, is more like his Days of our Lives character, Victor Kiriakis, than we know! He's out there creating an evil empire of mediocre actors by siring illegitimate children all over the world.


Beth said...

I heard that Owen and Kate were riding bikes together in Miami over the weekend. You know that spells L-O-V-E.

Red said...

Yeah. I heard Owen and Kate were back together, too...and she's having his baby or something? My grandma knows the craziest gossip...

Chris said...

It all makes me feel so dirty.

the other cory said...

I wish they would both go away. I think they are play the same cheesy roles all the time.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Vince, Jennifer, Kate AND Vince can all go to acting school together.

FranIAm said...

I taste the frow up in my mouth- yech.

doorknob_dan said...

I like Owen Wilson. He's a funny guy!

Jennifer Aniston is just Jennifer Aniston though. Not that there's anything wrong with her, but when we were dating she was just kind of blah.

I mean you talk about the weather and current events and all that stuff, have some mediocre meaningless sex, watch some TV, then what? She's still Jennifer Aniston and you're still no closer to world domination than you were the previous day.

So there it is -I laid it all out- it's nothing you didn't read about on TMZ.

Sorry Jen, you know it wasn't meant to be either. Stop sending me gifts and trying to arouse jealousy by fooling around with Ben Stiller. Err, Owen Wilson.

Gifted Typist said...

MAybe Vince, Kate, Jen and Owen can do a remake of the 60s flick
Bob Ted Carol and Alice

SkylersDad said...

I smell a front cover of People!

chelene said...

Owen and Kate = one couple that I just don't care about. I like them separately, but together? Meh.

fran said...

It kind of creeps me out that anyone still wants to sleep with Owen Wilson. I mean, he's got two big things against him: 1. He's gotta be a walking petri dish; 2. He's Owen Wilson.

Falwless said...

I can't seem to brush off Owen's suicide attempt. Every time I see a picture of him I study it for hidden sadness. It's really distracting.

Scott Booker said...

I hope they arent either...but honestly...I hope that they both find someone that makes them happier in life!!

And I (yes I will admit it) loved Days of our lives...back when Victor was on!! He was a cool bad guy!

cube said...

Maybe they're trying to hype the movie.

Chancelucky said...

I actually find Owen Wilson pretty funny, at least in small doses. He's always in awful movies though.

Kristi Mantoni said...

I like his brother Luke better. YUMMY!!!!

Grant Miller said...

That's not a real pic, is it?

BeckEye said...

Beth - Ooh, bike riding. That was 3rd base back in the 1800s.

Red - Hmm. Tell your grandma to call me.

Chris - I'll be there for you. When the rain starts to pour.

The Other Cory - Yeah, but at least Owen is pretty funny. I don't have anything against Jen, but I hate the way she talks with her teeth clenched.

Suze's Sass - Should they take Joey Tribbiani's "Smell the Fart Acting" class?

Franiam - Are you opposed to them or the possibility that they are related?

Dan - He is funny. But as a "thespian" he is just mediocre. And what are you saying? If Jennifer Aniston had dated Hitler, she would've prevented him from taking over Europe?

GT - Yeah, but in 2008 it would have 500% more nudity!!

SkylersDad - I actually got this picture from People. Or US. I forget. They're basically the same magazine.

Chelene - You can't have two mellow people together. It's just no fun. Owen needs someone like, I don't know, Coral from The Real World.

Fran - But he's the Butterscotch Stallion!

Falwless - You should start your own book series like "Where's Waldo?" Every picture would have a hidden Owen and they would be titled "Where's the Sadness?"

Scott - I knew a lot of guys in college who actually scheduled their classes around Days. And these were like, big football players.

Cube - Oh come on. Like any Hollywood actor would fake a relationship just for some cheap movie publicity. Don't be ridiculous.

Chancelucky - He's funny in that way that the charming stoner from your college dorm was.

Kristi - Hmm, I'm not much of a Luke fan. He's so bland.

Grant - Unfortunately, it's real. I wish I had Photoshop to create fake ones.


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