Monday, April 14, 2008

Eight Words I Never Thought I'd Utter

I am so freaking jealous of Gene Simmons.



But wow, could Michael look more frightened? Maybe he didn't get the memo that Gene isn't really a Knight in service of Satan.


*Edit: For all of you who have complained that you don't like Michael's vest, I will take it upon myself to remove it personally, okay?

19 comments:

Red said...

Leno is so lame!

Next time you see Michael, can you recommend he lose the vest?

Slave to the dogs said...

Jaysus, Gene is like 8 feet tall in his Kiss boots!

I agree with Red, Michael still needs some fashion assistance. Maybe someone just like you to hand dress him!

Edge said...

I totally wish I had a tongue like Gene Simmons tongue when I was single.

~Jef

pistols at dawn said...

I was going to watch it, except I saw Jay Leno and knew it would be unfunny.

GingerSnaps said...

Never have I been so glad that I was channel surfing that night and stopped on Leno when I did! :)

chelene said...

Gene's boots were the funniest thing on the screen. And yes, I also agree that Michael should lose the vest.

Gifted Typist said...

Yes, he does dress with that "dad rocker" look.
BeckEye, I'm sure you could do wonders with him. But the first task would be to undress him, you know, to assess the situation.

GingerSnaps said...

Hey, did you see this MJ "Round Up" at TV Squad? It has videos of all of his performances this season. :) Enjoy!

Bloody Awful Poetry said...

I cannot watch the video, on account of my compooper having a nasty bug-thing that does not allow me to watch stuff in flash format.
However, after much deep thought and employment of my superior analytical skills, I have come to the conclusion that the video you posted features Gene Simmons and Michael Johns in an ugly vest. Take it off, Beckeye.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Just don't let Michael go shoe shopping with Gene Simmons.

Mike said...

Sorry, Michael looks like the geeky white dude that tries to do the "electric eel" at wedding dances.

Gene- You are still cool, even with your moldy boots!

doorknob_dan said...

Gene stole my boots!

Happy Villain said...

I cannot believe anyone could make fun of Michael's appearance when he's standing next to a monster like Gene Simmons. And by "monster" I mean a self-pimping gozillionaire who thinks he's a hot-shot rockstar, but really he was only hot for a brief second in the 70s when he had on more makeup than a clown. Now he's a has-been dad on a reality show.

However, his kids are hilarious. :)

fran said...

You can be jealous of Gene, I'll be jealous of Michael...he got to sing "Rock N Roll All Nite" with Gene Simmons! Lucky SOB.

Angell said...

Those are some GOD awful boots Mr. Simmons is wearing....and I think the shirt is more offensive than the vest.

And, last thought - wonder if Gene can teach Michael to do that with his tongue?

Personally, I'd like to be the filling in that sandwich.

CDP said...

You might need to revise your theory that blames the AI stylists for his heinous fashion choices...this makes clear that he alone was responsible for the neckerchief.

Bond said...

Beck...time to write to Michael and see if you can become his personal dresser...he really needs help..

jolie said...

wow that's pretty much demeaning. leno's jumped the shark. michael johns was forced to stand there and be a kinda nerdy butt of simmons' not very interesting comments.

simmons is your garden variety misogynist. why he'd be invited anywhere near a show like this is a mystery. and that tongue thing: completely disgusting.

Alice said...

i'd be scared standing next to those boots, too. holy lord. where do you BUY those? the tranny stripper store..?

 

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