Sunday, April 20, 2008

I'm Every Moron, It's All in Me

Since I have nothing to talk about right this second, go check out The Guv and Dan's unofficial, unauthorized biography of yours truly.

10 comments:

Gifted Typist said...

BeckEyeDol

btw, I tagged you, don't hate me

SkylersDad said...

This was brilliant!!! Becky, you have crammed a lot of living in since Michael left AI, haven't you?

FranIAm said...

Holy crap - I already thought you were great, but this is very illuminating.

You are my idol now, although I am loathe to copy what gifted typist has already said!!

Suze's Sass said...

You know a lot of famous people my friend!

Barbara Bruederlin said...

You really are the freak, I mean widely-experienced person, I always thought you were.

Editor said...

Funny & Brilliant!

Writeprocrastinator said...

Damn, if that doesn't kill the blog crush...

Bloody Awful Poetry said...

You have lived life to the fullest, dude. An inspiration to women everywhere. Has Oprah called yet?

Mike said...

nice arm hair

cube said...

This is weird. Very weird. I think you've become mentally derailed since Michael John's departure.

Um, no, I take it back, you've been pretty weird all along ;-)

BTW my eldest daughter has taken to calling the bathroom 'the michael'.

 

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