I'm a Heartbreaker, Blog Maker, Barn Raiser, Dontcha Mess Around with Me

I'm heading to Harrisburg for the weekend. Exciting, right?? Yeah, they know how to party in central PA. I'm hoping to make a drunken pit stop in Amish country tonight and wake up on Sunday in a butter churner. And maybe I'll hook up with some dude whose name ends in "iah." (By "hook up," of course I mean "stand close enough to each other that our shoulders touch." Hot!)

I'm also going to see Pat Benatar with my best pal. Go ahead, make fun. We're going to dress like '80s private dancers and do that "Love is a Battlefield" dance all the way down the street to the venue. It'll be awesome.

Speaking of awesome, since I won't be around this weekend, go check out The Provocation Grounds, a new blog started by Doorknob Dan and The Guv'ner. I've been asked to be part of the team over there, but they may vote me off soon. Apparently, I didn't get the memo that it was to be a "mean" blog, so I've just been posting awesome Photoshoppy stuff like this and this. Dan has already taken it upon himself to bastardize the latter. He's very jealous of Michael Johns. It's sad, really.

All right kids, have a good weekend!

Comments

Anonymous said…
Mmm ...Amish ... yippy..


~Jef
doorknob_dan said…
Have a good trip and remember, just because they have a beard doesn't mean the Amish person you're with is a MAN.

Check for a penis first.
Red said…
Pat Benatar rules. Lucky.
LoraLoo said…
Hope you don't wake up married in Amish country tomorrow... LOL.

Pat Benatar puts on such an awesome live show, can't wait to hear about it!
Distributorcap said…
hit me with your best shot

fire away
If you do get married over the weekend, I assume you won't be needed another butter churner for a wedding gift?

Just don't go breaking any nice Amish boy hearts, you Jezebel!
Leonesse said…
Try to explain the awesomeness of zippers and velcro to those people, will ya? I am sure God isn't against Velcro.
Leonesse said…
(p.s. you are really heading out to stalk Michael, aren't you? I mean, he has some free time on his hands now, after all.)
Dave said…
Don't take your laptop or you might contract the Amish computer virus.

Hope you have a great time!
If you're interested in cougar status, I understand that Amish teens are encouraged to spend some time sowing their oats to get it out of their system before they have to get all devout and crap.
Dale said…
I just saw that Pat Benatar's heading this way too. Please tell me you've joined the band and can get me backstage! Have fun with -iah!
Gifted Typist said…
Mrs. Michaeliah Johns
Alice said…
pat benatar! AWESOME!! please take pictures of your 80s outfits, yes?
Falwless said…
I would totally love to see Benatar. Whether this makes me a total tool or an awesome human matters not. Benatar can ROCK!
Cup said…
Pat Benatar is performing Amish barn raisings? How the mighty have fallen. Apparently, performing is also a battlefield.
WendyB said…
I saw her a couple of years ago and have had that "My Clone Sleeps Alone" song stuck in my head ever since. I still want one of those Love is a Battlefield dresses.
David Amulet said…
Pat rocks.

Nuf said.