I'm a Heartbreaker, Blog Maker, Barn Raiser, Dontcha Mess Around with Me

I'm heading to Harrisburg for the weekend. Exciting, right?? Yeah, they know how to party in central PA. I'm hoping to make a drunken pit stop in Amish country tonight and wake up on Sunday in a butter churner. And maybe I'll hook up with some dude whose name ends in "iah." (By "hook up," of course I mean "stand close enough to each other that our shoulders touch." Hot!)

I'm also going to see Pat Benatar with my best pal. Go ahead, make fun. We're going to dress like '80s private dancers and do that "Love is a Battlefield" dance all the way down the street to the venue. It'll be awesome.

Speaking of awesome, since I won't be around this weekend, go check out The Provocation Grounds, a new blog started by Doorknob Dan and The Guv'ner. I've been asked to be part of the team over there, but they may vote me off soon. Apparently, I didn't get the memo that it was to be a "mean" blog, so I've just been posting awesome Photoshoppy stuff like this and this. Dan has already taken it upon himself to bastardize the latter. He's very jealous of Michael Johns. It's sad, really.

All right kids, have a good weekend!