Saturday, April 26, 2008

I don't know how to pronounce it or anything...

...but I believe it's ménage à trois (de club haut de mille)?

Dear creators of The Secret,
I have been focusing on this image in my mind for months now. Deeply. Intently. I've been sending my damaged brainwaves into the universe so hard that sometimes I forget where I am. And still...this dream of mine has not materialized.

Am I doing this wrong? Should I be in the warrior pose? Downward facing dog? Do I need to burn some incense? Well?? WHAT??? HELP ME!!

Sincerely,
Nutso McNutbag

20 comments:

Red said...

You are so lovely in a Travolta/MJ sandwich.

Editor said...

Here's an easy one. The guy on the left in your picture looks like he might have played one of the Sweat Hogs in some obsure television show in the mid-70s. He later went on to star in some extremely popular movies (Saturday Night Fever) and some not so popular ones (The Experts). Name the actor....

(sorry, couldn't resist)

Suze's Sass said...

Try visualizing them with their clothes on. The Secret is supposed to be "clean karma" Beckeye :)

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Did you try sacrificing a goat? That's what I generally do.

pistols at dawn said...

I find that the biggest part of the secret is that it doesn't work.

SkylersDad said...

I am sure there is a good "downward dog" joke to be made here, I'm just coming up empty trying to be halfway decent...

Leonesse said...

Is that your honeymoon photo?

Artful Dodger said...

Hmmmm...you're in NY right? I'm sure you can find a good culandero (witch doctor) in the more hispanic side of town that can cast a spell and make your ju ju work.

Dale said...

What's the secret there in your hand? A Q-Tip? A tampon? A subway token dispenser?

Anonymous said...

God love you, photoshop. I have to just LOL at this pic. Shouldn't the meat be on the inside of the sandwich? :)

Angela

doorknob_dan said...

I've always wanted to join the mile high club, but not this way.

katrocket said...

Damn, that's hot.

Are you palming a joint?

BeckEye said...

All - Re: the mystery object in my hand. It's certainly not a tampon. Wouldn't that just be my luck though? It's hard to see the other end of it, since it blends in with John's jacket. But it's just a pen. Obviously, I'd have to take notes on the hot mid-air tryst so that I may include it later in my memoirs.

Beth said...

I'll make it my Secret wish for this week. I'm jinxed, though, so you could end up with Clay Aiken and Horshak.

katrocket said...

Nice try, but I still think it's a doobie.

Bloody Awful Poetry said...

Uh huh. Sacrifice a goat, eat a candle, dance naked in a barrel of worms by an oak tree under moonlight, stand on one leg at the centre of a pentagram, etc. All the usual stuff, you know. It should work, really.

Falwless said...

Suuure. That's totally a tampon in your hand. Tampax pearl Super, if I'm not mistaken. Good try, though.

CDP said...

Really, that's Photoshopped? See, I was all happy for you for a minute. Oh well, keep visualizing.

Slave to the dogs said...

I've been trying my hardest to come up with a witty comment, but I'm speechless.

Writeprocrastinator said...

That's Michael Johns on the right? Because he kind of looks like Mark Ruffalo and-


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