Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Whattup, Dawg?

I can't believe I forgot to address this in my AI recap...

Were Randy and Paula's cups switched around last night? Paula, while being annoyingly gushy and incapable of constructive criticism, was actually coherent, while Randy was making no kind of sense at all.

He was especially nonsensical during his "critique" of Michael Johns. First, The Dawg told Michael that "Dream On" was a pretty good song choice for him. But then he said he didn't buy his performance because he's not a Steven Tyler kind of "rocker." Then, he kind of berated Michael for picking "Dream On," out of all the songs out there. When Michael defended himself by explaining that he wanted to sing the song because his "dreams are coming true," Randy shot back, "But this show's about being the best singer. It's not about dreams."

What a lovely thing to say on "inspirational night," and on the eve of the big charity show. It's a wonder that Randy doesn't get booked for motivational speaking engagements. I think what he meant to say was, "Screw you and your dreams, buddy. We wanna sell records! Yo, yo, yo!" I think he was just pissed that nobody sang "Don't Stop Believin'" which would've given him an excuse to remind everyone for the millionth time about his spandexed days with Journey. *shudder*

Oh, and one more thing. Even though I hate the sudden display of neckerchiefery from Michael, I hope he wears those pants from last night again. Like, on every performance night. I mean, did you see that rear end? It looked like two perfect, hot biscuits just waiting to be buttered.

(Oh yes. You wanna enlarge this picture.)

12 comments:

Dale said...

Randy's become more ridiculous than Paula, you're right. Hopefully it's a short term thing. I'm actually hoping Michael's getting your messages Beckeye. Don't stop believing!! (No 'dream on' comments from me - no siree).

Red said...

His ass looked amazing last night.

Gifted Typist said...

It's like someone told Dawg he was being too nice so all of a sudden he's lapsed into critical. Trouble is that the critical doesn't seem to be applied in the right places or doses.

People may not like Simon's abrasiveness but his comments have integrity and intelligence which is a helluva a lot more than the other two.

Leonesse said...

MMmmm, hot buttered boy buns. My favorite.

I hate the show, though. I mean, GET ON WITH IT!!!

doorknob_dan said...

Randy is bipolar and a pedophile.

I'm just making that up because I wanted to comment and didn't want to say anything about that dude's arse.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Hmmm, he is pretty cute, with the tongue thing there.

SkylersDad said...

Speaking of hot butter and asses, Heart just got done performing...

Oh holy shit, just go ahead and crush my childhood fantasy about the dark haired Wilson sister why don't you...

Put down the fork, back away from the buffet.

Bloody Awful Poetry said...

I kinda dig the neckerchiefs, actually.
AND the pants, of course. I was watching his ass and wondering about how much Beckeye must have enjoyed this.

Falwless said...

Holy jesus, you're so right, I did want to enlarge that picture.

Yum.

CDP said...

I thought the same thing when Randy said that business about the show "not being about dreams". Whaaaa? No sense whatsoever. I think you correctly identified the problem; his cup was switched with Paula's and he was on his way to fall-down drunk.

GingerSnaps said...

I'm so PISSSSSSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moxie said...

For the first time I actually watched some of the YouTube clips you post (just too lazy or preoccupied before to click through). What the hell is Randy talking about, "This show isn't about dreams"? What a goddamn idiot. Half the time he is saying shit to pump up his own ego.

And yeah, I'm with you on MJ's hottie hotness.

 

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