Tuesday, May 27, 2008

And This Month's Winner of The Sean Young Award Is...

...everyone's favorite camera- hogging, beaver-flashing, washed-up hack - Sharon Stone!

Her latest outstanding achievements in nutbaggery include:

1. Suggesting that the thousands of Chinese who died in a recent earthquake had it comin'.
2. Dropping F-bombs and belligerently shaming people into donating money at an AIDS benefit.
3. Calling out P. Diddy as a crack-head at said benefit.*
4. Threatening to take an ice pick to anyone who messes with her main man, the Dali Lama.**
5. Continuing to think that she has a viable acting career.

Congratulations, Sharon, you ignorant slut!

* Since Diddy is almost as intolerable as Stone, this is kind of funny.
** So, maybe she didn't threaten to stab anyone with an ice pick in so many words, but that doesn't mean she's not thinking it. Or won't do it. Or hasn't already done it. She's a psycho bitch, people. Trust me on this one.

22 comments:

Moxie said...

Last year I met someone who worked on a film set with her prior to Basic Instinct - hearing his tales clinched it for me: Sharon is definitely a nutjob.

Edge said...

She was doing better when she was flashing her beaver and trying to seduce Arnold in Total Recall.

~Jef

Some Guy said...

I've never understood how she's maintained such a high-profile all these years. She had a small part in Total Recall, then Basic Instinct, and Casino. What else? Sliver? Apparently, one beaver-flash goes a LONG way.

CDP said...

Wow.

doorknob_dan said...

Did you know she's a Mormon, Becks?

Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

(Same comment at Some Guy.)

gizmorox said...

Oh dear god, put a sock in it already, woman. The thing I love about this sound bite is that the rambles just keep going, she opens up a hole and just keeps digging herself farther into it. Where's her publicist to beat her about the head?

Alice said...

god, what a fantastic picture of the wench.

i want her head to burst into flames after some of the crap that comes out of her mouthg.

SkylersDad said...

Great photo of her! I guess her hair hides the big knob on the back of her head where she twists her facelift tighter each morning.

gifted typist said...

But BeckEye, if it had not been for Sharon Stone, it would not have been possible for people like Britney Spears to flash their beavers.

She's like the Susan B. Anthony of Beaver Flashing

Suze's Sass said...

She scares me.

katrocket said...

I tried flashing some beaver once, but it scurried away before I could get my coat open.

Dale said...

The best part of the story in the newspaper was that it said the Chinese will boycott her movies. When was the last time she made one? Shouldn't be too difficult.

Nutbaggery is such a perfect word.

Mathdude said...

You fat racist whore. Sharon Stone is a great actress!

Anonymous

Mathdude said...

Love the new picture - much better than the Silence of the Lambs-esque one with Travolta

elaine said...

Her exchange with Piddy was pretty priceless.

Sharon Stone narrates Harold and the Purple Crayon on HBO Family. She does a mighty fine job. But it doesn't make up for her horrendous performance in Sliver. Were those sex scenes supposed to be hot? That movie was about as sexy as Showgirls. You know how some movies are so bad that they are funny? Sliver was so painfully bad that I couldn't even laugh at it. Like that Madonna /Willem Defoe movie. What was that called?

Writeprocrastinator said...

Honestly, was she ever sane? She's never played anyone that was halfway sane and I tend to wonder now if it was just typecasting.

Grant Miller said...

She might be coked up. Just a thought.

Bond said...

But she can flash on screen better than anyone else out there right now!

Heather said...

That photo is going to give me nightmares!

Bluez said...

that is the scariest picture I've ever seen. Is that for real???

The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch: said...

She is a waste of space and has been on my boycott list (which includes Tom Cruise, Kevin Costner, Tom Arnold and Martin Lawrence) when I heard she was giving Lili Taylor advice on getting acting jobs - basically said she needed a makeover. What an ass.

 

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