Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Me Be Famous Someday

I've recently signed on as a contributing writer with entertaiment website, Starpulse.com. You can check out my first assignment here. I can be found on page #4 of the "Favorite Summer Songs" article. For some reason, my intro paragraph wasn't included, but it was something truly poetic, folks. Either it was accidentally omitted, or they left it out because they were afraid it might have caused the entire Internet to collapse under the weight of its brilliance. Hell, that's why I reconsidered my decision to just post it here.

EDIT: Heyyyy, they added my intro back in!

Yeah, okay, so it's not really that brilliant.

14 comments:

CDP said...

Congratulations! About time someone recognized your brilliance!

Red said...

Yay! Congrats.

Nice list. Thunder Road is the greatest thing ever. I heart Bruce.

Beth said...

I'm going to start calling you Klosterpop. Or do you prefer Klostergirl?

Malcolm said...

Police Academy notwithstanding, congratulations on your first Starpulse assignment.

Bond said...

Very cool. congrats!

Falwless said...

What are they THINKING? They hired YOU? Are you SERIOUS?

Wait, I mean, CONGRATULATIONS, you brilliant fat racist whore!

- Anonymous

Anonymous said...

Damn it. I guess my cover's blown! Sigh.

Barbara(aka Layla) said...

LOVE IT! I also love Rio in the summer.

Hey - you can't tease us about your intro and NOT post it! I will start a riot here (or at lease I'll try) if you don't share it with us.

Barbara(aka Layla) said...

That was great~! I can't wait till your super famous, I am going to make photo copies of all the comments you left me over the years and sell them on eBay!

fran said...

Congratulations! You give me hope.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Nicely done! About time someone snapped up your talents. But boy is that site ever annoying with all the flashing popups. Talk to them about that, will you?

pistols at dawn said...

Indeed, miss. I eagerly await your quick, harsh takeover of all media.

Dale said...

Your awesomeness grows!

LoraLoo said...

Congratulations... and your list seriously rocked.

 

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