Tuesday, June 24, 2008

One Tranny's Hot Mess

Boy George (yes, that's Boy George, not Marlon Brando) has been banned from the U.S.!


Okay, I'm over it now.

Boy was planning an American tour for the first time since the '90s, but since he has a trial pending in the U.K. for allegedly keeping a love slave chained up in his house (awesome), U.S. officials are afraid his mere presence might taint our amber waves of grain and fruited plains. (I'm sure if he were some random dude from a third-world country willing to work for $1.00 an hour picking fruit from those plains, there would be no problem. But, whatever.) Ohh, this is a deliciously over-the-top reality show waiting to happen.

Rumor has it that the Feds have cut a deal with George. They'll let him back into the country if he agrees to change the lyrics of "Karma Chameleon" to Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream/Red, white and blue/Red, white and blue-oooh-ooh-ooh.*

I refuse to make an unoriginal "do they really want to hurt him/me" pun.


gifted typist said...

Joy Borge was in our town recently dejayin and looking real heroin addicted-like. Apparently. Sad that he's banned in your parts.

Barbara(aka Layla) said...

I'll never forget my first Culture Club album when George was cool-weird instead of weird - weird. I miss that George.

Alice said...

you have such a way with blog titles. it's a gift.

GingerSnaps said...

bwahahahahaha...omg, I absolutely adore you...

Anonymous said...

I want to be Jenny McCarthy's love slave. Or maybe Alice's. You think Gingersnaps might take me?


Falwless said...

Bahahahaha. Bahahahahaha. Seriously? He kept someone chained up in the basement? Fiction always loses to reality. Dude. Awesome.

evil-e said...

That creature should have been banned before the 80s started....

fran said...

He should team up with Rick James and embark on the "Chains Of Love Summer Tour '08"


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