G'Day Y'all

Yeah, yeah, Britney gave up custody of her young'uns. I'm neither surprised nor interested enough to write a full post about it. Apparently, Brit isn't too concerned about it either. A couple of days after handing her kids over to K-Fed, she mingled and boozed it up at Jenny McCarthy's autism fundraiser. According to the linked story, observers reported that Britney "definitely looked happy." Well, of course she did! And why not? Without those kids bugging her for, like, food and stuff, she's finally free to concentrate on partying and recording her next embarassing grunt-fest. (Which I will happily interpret for everyone, as I did with Blackout.)

I just can't get too involved in that girl's crazy life right now. I just moved to a new apartment this weekend, so I'm living in a fortress of boxes and clutter, and I am leaving for a week's vacation on Friday night. Therefore, if my posts are a bit lackluster this week, forgive me. But, I have something you can read...my "Spotlight on Aussies" post over on Starpulse! I know it sounds crazy. Me? Writing about Aussies? Who'dathunkit? Even more impressive is that I managed to not make the whole thing about Michael Johns!

Comments

Red said…
Congrats on your move! (I guess. I'm assuming it's for the best, right?)

Brit has become like LiLo. I mean, LiLo is probably, possibly a lesbian and I can't bring myself to care anymore.
7/21/2008 12:51 PM
Dr Zibbs said…
Forget Brit. I was at the shore all weekend and didn't watch or listen to any news. Do you know if Britanny's sisters baby did anything new or exciting over the last few days?
7/21/2008 1:00 PM
Chancelucky said…
What? No Crocodile Dundee, no Steve Irwin?

Hope the move goes well....You're not moving to Los Angeles with the Johnses by any chance?
7/21/2008 3:11 PM
Barbara Bruederlin said…
You must have been writing Aussie posts in your head while you were throwing those boxes in the back of the truck. Nice multi-tasking.
7/21/2008 3:24 PM
Vinny "Bond" Marini said…
See, I told you the guy was pointing at the kids driving Brits away in your last Caption Contest...ya just didn' wanna believe me

LOL
7/21/2008 4:20 PM
LoraLoo said…
Looks like the move was successful, and now you get to have the unpacking fun. Good luck with that. Here's an idea: Have a shot for every box you unpack - that'll make it interesting. Heh!
7/21/2008 6:06 PM
Mountjoy said…
Wow - cool, and very thorough post on my countrymen (and women)at Starpulse. You did a better job than I could have - and I live here!
7/21/2008 8:23 PM
Cup said…
You are my hero, right behind Dalton Ross.
7/21/2008 8:25 PM
Anonymous said…
Have fun putting the new place together...moving sucks and unpacking sucks, but when it is done life is good.

I saw that story briefly as it flashed by on the news the other night..whatever.
7/21/2008 8:27 PM
Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said…
For a second I thought you wrote "Spotlight on Pussies." And if you did I was going to rethink everything I thought about you. Oh well, I hope your new place works out and that you have fun on your vacation. Don't injure your "Aussie" or anything while you're gone.
7/21/2008 8:42 PM
paperback reader said…
Move all you want, I'll still find the place and hang outside creepily humming some classical music piece.
7/21/2008 9:02 PM
Travis Cody said…
Congrats on your new apartment!
7/21/2008 10:36 PM
Tanya Espanya said…
Can I have your new address please?
7/21/2008 10:50 PM
bloody awful poetry said…
Congrats on the new apartment! And I knew you were lying about not mentioning Michael Johns in the Starpulse piece. I KNEW it. I'm not the "daughter you never had" for nothing, you know.
7/22/2008 3:27 AM
Gifted Typist said…
It's probably best for the kids.

Good luck with the new move. Enjoy your hols
7/22/2008 1:29 PM
Liz Hill said…
Congrats sugar!
7/22/2008 2:49 PM
Fran said…
Move and a vacation? Damn, you are good sister.

Mazel tov, good luck and have fun!
7/24/2008 7:42 PM
*Renee* said…
Britney, Britney, BRITNEY!!! Lord have mercy! Hhhhmmmmm, so she's giving $20,000 a month or something like that to Kevin Federline and ya know he's probably going to use less than a $1000 a month on the kids (for a nanny to watch over them) while he throws some parties, kick it in Vega$ and just mooch on all that moolah for himself. Must be nice. My question is - WHY DO PEOPLE have kids but in the end they don't give a rats ass? YA KNOW?
7/25/2008 2:02 AM
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