Caption Crotch-test Contest #13

In the awkward silence that follows, everybody tries to pretend that Samantha Ronson did not just say "My girlfriend's dress is mad sparkly, yo!"

This month's winning caption belongs to Deadspot! Congrats, dude. You benefit from Pistols' conspicuous absence in this month's contest.

Those of you who don't think this caption is funny...well, you can suck it. Obviously, most of you think that crudeness is the way to my heart but, while I enjoy a good tuna joke as much as anyone, I really am a sucker for ridunkulousness, general stupidity, and puns. And the image of any white, British chick using the term "mad sparkly" is just ridunkulous enough for me to laugh my little white, American arse off. So there you have it.

This month's runners up are:

Lindsay Lohan and friends at the red carpet premiere of "Herpes Rides Again." - Katrocket

Well girls, if we cut the carrot into quarters we have more than enough food for the weekend. - The mysterious "Matt W."

Samantha Ronson answers the question, "How many people knew you even existed before you started nailing Lindsay Lohan?" - Words, Words, Words (or Fran, Fran, Fran)

I also have to give props to Alice and Paticus, who were the only ones who ignored the shiny celebutards and zeroed in on the best part of the picture - random girl on the right's ridunkulous retro ensemble.

And Jef/Knot gets a shout-out from the BFF, who thought his bit about the rug munching relays was a hoot.

Well done, people who didn't win. You get nothing!!

Deadspot, however, gets the most coveted award in all of Blogdom...



Fo shizzle, doggie fizzle. You go wit' your mad captioning skillz!