Monday, August 18, 2008

K-Fed Makes His Triumphant Return to The PopEye

Those of you who remember my one-time obsession with K-Fed may have recently been asking yourselves - to borrow a K-Fedism - Whattup playa? Where he et?

Well, I guess since America's Most Hated went and turned himself into Father of the Year, he hasn't done much that's warranted snarking about. However, since Poobomber has started his "Daily K-Fed" feature, I've hopped aboard the Popo Zao train again. I recently gave Poo a sneak peek at the poster for a movie that's destined to become a holiday season blockbuster - the sequel to this summer's hit, Wall-E, featuring K-Fed in his first starring role. I hope y'all are as excited about it as I am.

18 comments:

evilesb138 said...

that is funny...

Gifted Typist said...

Sweet.

FranIAm said...

It may be dated but this is the best K-Fed post evah. IMO anyway.

Dr Zibbs said...

One word: classy

dguzman said...

When is he going to start doing kids' music CDs, like a "hip" version of the Wiggles?

Falwless said...

Watch out, Titanic. This one's gonna smash some box office records.

CDP said...

That's wack, yo, why you gonna dis a playa like that?

(Which is correct in urban usage, "whack" or "wack"? Please feel free to correct me. And hilarious post)

Cormac Brown said...

Excellent-zao!

Alice said...

you're really something with the photoshop skillz! i can't wait to hear the soundtrack for this flick..

The Guv'ner said...

AWE. SOME.

Actually, between both you guys, this is the most publicity KFed's had in years! Well done.

poobomber said...

Next thing you know is that NASA will ask Becks to photoshop men on the moon again.

SkylersDad said...

Perfect, just perfect! If I can ask you to add just one little thing to the photo, put the vacuum hose up K-Feds ass, will you?

words words words said...

The only thing that could make this magnificent photoshop job better would be if Wall-E were sucking on that hose instead of poking his eye out with it. Would you want to spend time with K-Fed on a desolate planet?

On the other hand, the planet appears to have breathable air, since K-Fed does not have a space suit.

Finally, since John Ratzenberger always has a small part in Pixar movies, he should be the grizzled, whiskey-ravaged voice of Britney.

Red said...

I refuse to comment on K-Fed, but I wanted to tell you, I love the new pic of you and MJ.

katrocket said...

He's outdone himself this time! The bar has been raised, along with my glass. Go team!

*Renee* said...

The whole "Father of the Year" thing was quite scary haa haaa! If he's "Father of the Year" who the hell is "Mother of the Year?" Maybe his ex, Shar lol! Funny poster :D he hee!

Anna M-W said...

Hilarious!

bloody awful poetry said...

Lovely poster, dude. I have to show it to my mom!

And yes,like Red, me also love the new pic of you and the Micheal.

 

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