Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Vacation's Over. Time To Sweat the Small Stuff!

If I hear the term "bromance" one more damn time, the killings will begin.

Okay, so I'm a bit cranky today. I had a root canal on Monday and my mouth is still sore. The ibuprofen just ain't cutting it. And I've left, like, eight messages for Mary-Kate but the skinny skank isn't calling me back. Come on. I mean, how hard is it to write up a prescription? Jeez. Where the hell is she? She can't possibly be at lunch. Arrrrgh.

Obviously, I'm still "easing in" to the blog. Can you all just do my job for me and enter the caption contest in the post below?


Red said...

Maybe David Cook found his magic rainbow with Michael Johns? At least then, he'd not be dating Kim Caldwell.

Falwless said...

I missed you so much. I cried myself to sleep two nights in a row last week.

I can't come up with a clever caption for the picture below. Can't I just win for thinking about trying to make up a caption? Seriously. Just consider it. Please. For me.

Falwless said...

hahahahahaha, I just saw the tag "You know how I know you're gay?"


I love that scene. And that movie. Everything about that movie.

Gifted Typist said...

That word is supposed to be for macho "boy-friends", but it's only a matter of time before it becomes homo-eroticized.

Hmmmmm, Homoeroticize.
I think I just might have started a new exercise trend.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

I just talked to Mary-Kate. She'll call you right back when she's finished barfing.

evil-e said...

I just heard bromance for the first time right now and I cannot stand it already...

Anonymous said...

Too funny about Mary Kate. You probably should try Amy Winehouse. Sure she lives in another country - but I have a feeling she has connections here.

Feel better! Also, don't listen to Falwless. I think I should win Firecrotch again just because I'm Firecrotch of the Year. That should have some perks shouldn't it?

Beth said...

You may still be easin' back in, but I laughed out loud thrice (yes, dammit, I used "thrice").

Travis said...

Of all the idiot "in" words, bromance might be the worst of all time.


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