Well, kids, football season is officially upon us! My beloved Steelers turned this mutha out with a 38-17 win today over the Texans, and Pats QB Tom Brady jacked up his knee, so the season is starting off beautifully. (Oh shut up, Pats fans, your team of cyborgs still won. And Brady is probably already home getting iced down and "massaged" by a team of Victoria's Secret models. Boo hoo.)As much as I love the game, I'm not the best sports blogger, so if you're a football fan you should really check out Kissing Suzy Kolber. It's obscene, politically incorrect, and so satirically dead-on that it makes me cry tears of hilarity on a daily basis.
Earlier this year, one of the authors, "Christmas Ape," revealed himself as Michael Tunison, a writer for the Washington Post. The Post then fired him for "bringing discredit to the paper." Yeah. So you know this blog is good.
If it weren't for KSK, I never would have discovered that both of our current vice presidential candidates are Steelers fans. Although, that knowledge hasn't swung my Independent vote one way or the other just yet because the fact remains that they're both still jagoffs.
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I tell him to say that to the face of one of those refrigerators who play linebacker.
Me? I'm watching the US Open right now.
I wish I was a football fan, it would take my mind off politics!
Also, the Eagles won 38-3. I'm just sayin.
I love "Steeler Week" here in Cleveland...I take so much shit from so many people.....FUCK THE BROWNS
Maybe we can Steeler-Post all the way to the Super Bowl....the team needs jewelry for the other hand now the "The Thumb" has been taken care of.
I absolutely LOVE KSK, thank you for bringing it to light, though I think you could pull off some sports posts. Go back and re-read your own first paragraph of this post, that's GOOD stuff. Calling the Patriots "cyborgs" is brilliant and perfectly-accurate, as in there is no better word to describe them. I think you should try it at least. ;)