Saturday, September 06, 2008

Don't Delay, Subscribe Today!

I've often thought about starting up a Tiger Beat-type mag as a print alternative to my blog. I figured it would help those of you who don't want to lug your computer into the bathroom every time you want to spend an hour catching up on all the hot celeb scoop. Well, I only needed to open up my fave program, Photoshop, to turn my dreams (and yours) into a reality!


If anyone needs me today, I'll be at Kinko's.

18 comments:

Distributorcap said...

b-=--

so WHAT is in zac's closet? or are you gonna make me trek down to the store and find out

(something tells me it has to do with Levi Johnson)

katrocket said...

hahaha! I'd subscribe to that.

I think Zac is in Zac's closet.

Coaster Punchman said...

Thank God, this is just what I need.

SkylersDad said...

Damn, and here I already did my morning constitutional! I needed this to get me through.

Dr Zibbs said...

This is great. You should make this a series.

Happy Villain said...

You know, this goes against my librarian training, but print magazines (along with everything else printed) just aren't nearly as popular as they used to be, and I fear all your work would be just for your naught. Although, it's easier to hide that I'd be reading one of your magazines instead of... I MEAN BETWEEN helping patrons, rather than having your blog up on my gigantic monitor for all to see. Either way, I'll read.

Good work on the cover! I don't know if this helps because I don't make magazines, but there is a site I love that helps you create magazine covers, movie posters and other such fun stuff.

http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/

Tony Alva said...

I'd definately so your blog banner in the style. It would be quite fitting.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Does anybody else smell a Nobel Prize for literature in here?

poobomber said...

You're not going to stick any of those rigid advertisements in the magazine are you? Damn I hate those.

Suze said...

So should I just post my credit card information to sign up for the subscription?

evilesb138 said...

very creative...this could be a whole new career avenue for you

Falwless said...

Oh you're gonna die for the Adam Levine headline. You're so gonna die. Don't be dissin' my Adam, bitch.

Red said...

You are truly a photoshop genius, my dear.

Scott said...

Your photoshopping prowess is reaching unimaginable heights. Way to go!

words words words said...

I wish I knew whose life I was saving before I pledged my love to the Jonas Brothers. Oh, I'm sorry. It's just "Jonas Brothers". I forgot that definite articles are against their religion.

Barbara(aka Layla) said...

LOL, are you back from Kinko's yet? Where do I send in for my subscription?

Dale said...

I particularly love "Gosh Gone Wild". Sign me up for 2 years. Is there a free gift?

Kimizzy said...

LMAO... "I'm a complete douchebag" got me. I'd totally buy your magazine. And I had no idea who any of those people are. :)

 

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