He can't be gay! He's too manly and he said he wasn't all that time during American Idol. I'll believe he's gay when I see him at my local glory hole. Oh shoot, did Ijust give too much info about me?
I purchased the special edition of Rolling Stone that featured him as the cover boy for Flannery. I gave it to her and she quivered. As I handed it to her I said, "Here's a a mag on Gay Aiken," and she never missed a beat.
I think his love of instant grits gave it away.
Great coverage of the pop scene! Doc
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Oh yeah, I think this made BREAKING NEWS on CNN. Lou Dobbs was quite beside himself.
Poor Ryan must be really disilllusioned now. I imagine that he used to talk backstage about chasing women with Clay, now he probably doensn't know what to do about all that advice he followed.
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Shocked!
That's the only word for it, shocked!!
First the financial crisis, now this.
What next? Maybe bears do shit in the woods. If they do - don't tell me, I can't take much more.
I think his love of instant grits gave it away.
Great coverage of the pop scene!
Doc
This is awesome - especially the Cynthia Nixon tag.
Odd... I'm usually only this sarcastic when strung on rye.
Yup.