The Pope's Shocking Confession: "Yes, I'm Catholic."

Ummmm....DUH!

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Dr Zibbs said…
What a dope.
GingerSnaps said…
LMAO! You just kill me. (uh, in a good way) :)
Feisty Democrat said…
Hey I just heard that the sun is going to set in the west today...
Those tags are funnier than a turd in a swimming pool. I am guffawing as I speak!
SkylersDad said…
Good old wholesome Clay?

Shocked!

That's the only word for it, shocked!!
When did he become Carrot Top? And how is he becoming more of a pimply-faced adolescent with age?
He can't be gay! He's too manly and he said he wasn't all that time during American Idol. I'll believe he's gay when I see him at my local glory hole. Oh shoot, did Ijust give too much info about me?
Is it weird that I still find him sexy?
Falwless said…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I am laughing at the last two tags. HAHAHAHAHAH
Fran said…
Simply shocking.

First the financial crisis, now this.

What next? Maybe bears do shit in the woods. If they do - don't tell me, I can't take much more.
When did Paula Poundstone go red?
Red said…
Yeah, I just saw the "you look like Cynthia Nixon" tag. Poor Cynthia Nixon.
Cup said…
Stop the lies! Next thing you know, you'll be telling me Tom Cruise is gay.
Anonymous said…
The pope's catholic?
No doubt women all over the world are now weeping into their froofy drinks. Or possibly the gay men are.
Doc said…
I purchased the special edition of Rolling Stone that featured him as the cover boy for Flannery. I gave it to her and she quivered. As I handed it to her I said, "Here's a a mag on Gay Aiken," and she never missed a beat.

I think his love of instant grits gave it away.

Great coverage of the pop scene!
Doc
Anonymous said…
Oh yeah, I think this made BREAKING NEWS on CNN. Lou Dobbs was quite beside himself.
Dale said…
You can tell by the off kilter bikini top he's sporting in that photo. I had my suspicions.
Gifted Typist said…
I knew that, and I didn't even watch AI before this year
Claire said…
Who saw that shit coming, right?
katrocket said…
As if anyone "not gay" would ever be caught dead in Spamalot.

This is awesome - especially the Cynthia Nixon tag.
Chancelucky said…
Poor Ryan must be really disilllusioned now. I imagine that he used to talk backstage about chasing women with Clay, now he probably doensn't know what to do about all that advice he followed.
Les Becker said…
No. F-ing. Way. REALLY?!

Odd... I'm usually only this sarcastic when strung on rye.
Mike said…
there was this dude once named Liberace....
Cormac Brown said…
Ker-ist, look at that pic. He and Carrot Top would make quite a couple.
cube said…
That's up there with "Does a bear s**t in the woods."

Yup.