Wednesday, October 15, 2008

The Light at the End of the Tunnel

I know I've been neglecting this blog of late. I've just been so down in the dumps. Last week, I reported that Hef/Holly and Nicolette Sheridan/Michael Bolton broke up, but that was only the beginning of a string of catastrophic pop cultural events. Now, Tea Leoni and David Duchovny are splitting, Madonna is getting divorced, Britney's back, Aubrey O'Day got kicked out of Danity Kane, Janet Jackson has vertigo, Jay Leno is getting sued, and Joe the Plumber can't afford to buy his company. It's all been a little overwhelming.

But, just when I was about to give up all hope, the clouds parted, the angels sang, and a glorious light beamed down from Heaven. Lauren and Heidi are friends again!! Oh, holy day!


Approved time-waster: Make your own demotivational posters!

16 comments:

aliencg said...

So this was essentially a light week in Hollywood (and Toledo in regards to Joe the Plumber)?

Gifted Typist said...

And here I was all worried about a global financial meltdown.

Dr Zibbs said...

Anything that makes Madonna sad makes me happy. Stupid skank.

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

I have no idea who Lauren and Heidi are, but I'm liking the idea of being the meat in that sammich.

Some Guy said...

These two have shown the world that reconciliation is possible for everyone. The Israelis and Palestinians could learn a lot from them.

SkylersDad said...

Wow, what's next? Dogs and cats living in harmony?

Dale said...

Just the kind of news I've been waiting for. Who?

deadspot said...

Wait... Tea Leoni is back on the market? I so have a shot.

I loved her in Flying Blind. You know, back when Fox was known for making quirky and entertaining comedies instead of reality shows and news that makes you want to vomit.

Also fabulous on Flying Blind? The version of David Byrne's A Million Miles Away that was used as the theme song.

Red said...

That's nice, but I still hate Heidi and really, who matters more? Me or LC? That's right, me.

P.S. You are welcome to use "Approved time-waster." Thanks for asking.

Suze said...

Yeah, but what about Lo and Audrina. That's my real concern.

dguzman said...

I'd be happy to console Tea Leoni.

No idea who these chicks are, though.

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MelO said...

Wow... so we can all move on with our lives now?

I can't believe she took that skank back!

Alice said...

hee. it has been a horrible week, hasn't it? it's going to take me entire SECONDS to get over madonna's marriage dissolving.

words words words said...

Tea Leoni is single? BRB.

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