Thursday, October 09, 2008

Right Here, Tough Guy

Falwless's post today about her love of the Real World/Road Rules challenges (admit it, you love them too) got me thinking about something. As long as these challenges have been around, there has always been a "bully" that pretty much dominates each one. There's been Abram (once upon a time), Wes, Evan (charming, but a bully nonetheless), CT, and, the baddest lady bully of them all, Coral.

This year, they've really hit the bottom of the bully barrel with a complete assclown who goes by the name of Johnny Bananas. Does that name really strike fear into the heart of anyone? Who lets themself be pushed around by a fat-faced Neanderthal with a fruity name? I'm amazed that he even knows what the word "strategy" means, let alone that he has the ability to try to use it to form alliances. And why anyone allies with him anyway is a complete mystery. He seems to even annoy his "friends."

On the other hand, one of these supposed friends, Kenny, could push me around any day. I'm a little baffled by his recent hook-up with Wes's ex, Scrawny Pocahontas (aka Johanna), but I'm willing to overlook that lapse in judgment.

Hey, who am I kidding? The fact that he's been on five of these challenges shows that he has no judgment. And the fact that I religiously watch them means that neither do I. I think we could make some beautifully bad decisions together.

Now I just need to figure out how to get on that island. Without selling my soul to MTV.

Well...after a little research, I've found that there is no other way. Ah well. Kenny's a New Jersey boy. I'm bound to run into him some time.

14 comments:

pistols at dawn said...

I can't wait for 20 years from now, when your ill-mannered spawn rule these challenges that I still won't watch.

Falwless said...

I fucking hate Johnny with the burning fire of ten thousand suns. If I hear him spew, "Shuddup, yuh stoopid bitch!" one more time I may throw something at my television.

He is condescending, immature, cruel, chauvinistic and probably has one of the smallest penises ever to grace a male body.

I'm just glad Coral and Beth aren't on this challenge. Isn't Beth like 47 years old now or something?

(I have a little crush on Dan the alcoholic, I have absolutely no idea why.)

(Also, who the fuck has the time to sit around and make Wiki articles like this one? I mean, don't get me wrong, thank you to whoever it was, but it always makes me wonder. Color coded voting charts and everything? Wow.)

Falwless said...

HAHAHHAHA, I just saw your new blog picture..... awesome!!

Bluez said...

I think Kenny is hysterical and yeah I'm not too fond of his recent hook up either, she bugs me. I loved the look on Johnny's face when Ev won the competition, it was priceless and thought she had balls for taking his key. Can't stand Paula the puppet, I'm surprised she's not picking her scabs yet. Oh and thank god Beth isn't on that island, but imagine the bitch fights if she was?

Bond said...

One word...

HUH?

LOL...No clue about this show...

I guess I am not their demographic (54 year old hippie rocker)

J. Hi said...

I like Coral. She always shows me new ways I can use the F word.

Red said...

I haven't been able to watch this show in years. I mean, do they ever do Road Rules anymore?

Heather said...

I didn't know the new season was on. Dangnabit. Now I'm gonna have to go set the DVR.

That wiki site, freakin' awesome! Someone has waaay too much time on their hands.

Dr Zibbs said...

I love that picture on you sidebar!

Barbara Bruederlin said...

I've never even heard of this show, but I must say your rack is looking spectacular in your new sidebar picture. Well done, you.

BeckEye said...

Little confession, Barb. Those breasts are Jamie Lee's. But, if you must know, mine are just as real and just as spectacular. I mean, I was originally up for the part of the hooker in "Trading Places." No matter that I was only 10 at the time. I was an early bloomer.

Les Becker said...

Geez, I wish you'd pick a show that I actually watch, so your posts could make sense to me again...!

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