Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Still Recovering

Not from a 4-day hangover...although I did drink Louie Anderson's weight in champagne at my bro's wedding reception. But I have sparkling blood running through my veins, so that's nothing I can't handle.

No, I was completely blindsided by a terrible tragedy just as I was about to get back into the swing of blogging. Watching my brother and his wife say their vows nearly restored my faith in true love, and then this happens.

Oh, Hef and Holly. I can't believe it's over. If those two crazy kids can't make it, what hope is there for the rest of us? I mean, next thing you know, Nicolette Sheridan and Michael Bolton will be break...

Oh, come on!!! Son of a bitch!!

19 comments:

words words words said...

It's really too bad. Hef's futile attempts to knock Holly up could have made for a reality show all by themselves! Kind of like trying to water your lawn with a hose that's been sitting in the elements for 30 years and got all rusted up.

Oh well, at least he still has two hos left.

Some Guy said...

The sorrow is overwhelming. I may stay home from work today and grieve.

SkylersDad said...

Tears stream from my face into my keyboard as I type this! ZZZAAAPP!!

oh shit...

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

If you need consolation, I'm right here for you.

Also, I've been through the four-day hangover. Good times, good times...

Welcome back.

CDP said...

You crack me up.

Cormac Brown said...

Will Hef get all winded and hack up a lung when he sings "How Am I Supposed To Live With Out You?"

Red said...

I've missed you ever so much!

Kristi Mantoni said...

I heard that she's with that nerd Criss Angel. I think that if it wasn't for magic, he would be living in his mom's basement playing DND all day.

dguzman said...

Guess The Kat and I started a trend.

Leonesse said...

You leave us and all hell breaks loose. You see? You see!!!

Dr Zibbs said...

bwa hahaha - Louie Anderson's weight in Champagne - tis a good one.

David Amulet said...

I totally get it. Isn't she WAY too old for him by now?!?

Suze said...

Oh no, now what'll peepaw do?

cube said...

Louie Anderson has lost weight recently. I think you meant Michael Moore's weight.

I'm sorry your faith in romantic love was shattered by Hef & the over-the-hill girl, but he shouldn't be your role model for anything but sleezebag. He'll never disappoint in that category.

Del-V said...

Poor Hef. He might never meet another hot blonde again.

pistols at dawn said...

It does mean Bolton's back on the market, lady. Silver linings.

Falwless said...

hahahahahahaha

Dale said...

I'll hold you.

Gifted Typist said...

Oh, the sadness of this breakup. WE are all doomed.

 

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