Suddenly, We're Not Half the Psycho Fans We Used To Be

Last week, the BFF texted me, wanting to know if I was going to do a birthday post for Simon LeBon. I had to break the news to the die-hard LeBonite that Simon's birthday was actually the 27th (today). I haven't talked to her since then, so I think she's been sitting in a dark corner somewhere, hanging her head in shame. Well, hopefully she'll come out and have a cupcake or something in Simon's honor. It's quite a big day for him...the big 5-0!! I-yi-yi-yi-i just hope officially becoming an old man doesn't interfere with his re-flex. If it does, I suppose he could always try-yi-yi Vi-yi-yi-agra.

Now, while the BFF jumped the gun on wanting to wish her man a happy birthday, at least she remembered that it was near. I, on the other hand, am ready to slink over to a dark corner of my own. Can you believe that I forgot to commemorate Michael Johns' birthday?? He turned the big 3-0 on the 20th. First, I was a week late for Jeremy Sisto's birthday and now this? What is happening to me? I have what it takes to be one of the best celebrity stalkers out there, and I consistently let my laziness keep me down. *sigh*

Comments

Feisty Democrat said…
My birthday's in April. See if Yankee Stadium is available for the party you want to throw me on the 26th.
10/27/2008 1:18 PM
paperback reader said…
You should probably quit your job. I bet that's what's been getting in the way of your previously all-pro stalking.
10/27/2008 1:23 PM
Barbara Bruederlin said…
You have to prioritize. What's more important, cutting all your ShamWows in half or celeb stalking?
10/27/2008 2:55 PM
Red said…
Great. Now I have "Reflex" in my head.
10/27/2008 4:28 PM
Falwless said…
I don't know how to communicate my disappointment. Instead I will just leave you a comment telling you how I don't know how to communicate my disappointment.
10/27/2008 5:10 PM
GingerSnaps said…
Ah, I am so happy that you posted those two pictures. So. Very. Happy.

You made my day. Thank you. :)
10/27/2008 9:51 PM
Anonymous said…
Shameful. I turn to you for my celebrity news (even though I don't like celebrities) and now it turns out that you don't know, off the top of your head, when Simon LeBon's birthday is? Shameful. How can I trust anyone anymore?
10/27/2008 10:37 PM
Distributorcap said…
and i thought it was Norman Bates birthday
10/28/2008 12:01 AM
words...words...words... said…
Michael Johns had a birthday? I assumed that since he had slipped into oblivion following AI, he had actually ceased to exist. Like the rapture, but for D-listers that aren't famous anymore.
10/28/2008 7:05 AM
katrocket said…
I'm sort of having a Simon Lebon birthday party this year -- I've got tickets to see Duran Duran in concert on my birthday this December!
10/28/2008 12:10 PM
Anonymous said…
I must say, as the aformentioned bff who jumped the gun on Simon's big 50 (Jesus he is really 50?), I am happy to see his lovely face on my dearest Becky's blog. I am however, and I would not be me if I did not say this, EXTREMELY unhappy that Simon, god of all hotness that was the 80's, had to share a blog spot with Michael, gag me with a spoon, Johns. Becky, for shame!

Angela :)
10/28/2008 3:16 PM
Gifted Typist said…
Meant to tell you the other day that I knew Simon LeBon's cousin - he used to live the same village as me when I lived in Eng-ger-land. Bet you had no idea you were lunching with someone who lived in the same village as SLB's cousin.
10/29/2008 9:27 PM
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