Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Forgotten Classic Video of the Week and A Thanksgiving Miracle

When you're sitting down at the dinner table tomorrow, remember to bow your head in thanks for this - Ann Coulter's mouth is wired shut. So, instead of promoting her forthcoming book and cawing like a horrible prehistoric bird-beast, she'll be sucking liquefied turkey through a straw. If that doesn't fill you with holiday cheer, nothing will.

And now, here is a forgotten classic video just for Ann.


Scott said...

Nifty. I've been thinking about doing a post about bands who record songs that are named after themselves. This one will certainly be on the list.

And it goes without saying that the Ann Coulter news is hilarious.

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

Heh, nice one. Not as good as Life's What You Make it, but a good 'un, nonetheless. Hey, why did so many bassists in the 80s compete to see who could play their instrument with it farthest up their body?

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Although the article claims that it is unclear how Coulter's jaw was broken, I think we can assume it was collective will.

Happy American Thanksgiving! Eat a pile of turkey in my honour, or honor, whatever.

red said...

I am, for some unknown reason that must stem from extreme self-hatred, watching Rosie Live! Rosie is singing with Liza Minnelli and it's making me question the existence of God. This Ann Coulter news renews my faith.

Cormac Brown said...

Happy Thanksgiving and if you're going back home for the holiday, please be careful driving on that ice and snow.

Some Guy said...

I just read about that. Yet another thing to be thankful for!

Have a great day, BeckEye!

Gifted Typist said...

ah, the sound of those 80s synth drums.

genn6 said...

hahahahahahahaha.....could God not have a better sense of humour or WHAT????


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