Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Requisite Election Post

Yes, I voted for Obama and I'm glad he's our new prez, but I still don't like cluttering up my fluffball of a blog with serious political matters. Still, I feel the eyes of the blogosphere on me, ready to judge if I don't acknowledge this election in some way. So here goes.

Question of the Day
What will happen first: Obama's inauguration or one of these inbred dingleberries trying to take a shot at him?

This recent plot doesn't really count because, well, those dudes were morons. I mean, seriously, their plan was to "drive their vehicle as fast as they could toward Obama, shooting at him from the windows." Yeah, that would work. I'm sure they could've found Obama just leisurely strolling through the parking lot at Piggly Wiggly some Sunday afternoon.


Dr Zibbs said...

Sadly, I think there will be an attempt on his life thanks to all of the racists in the hillbilly areas of this great land.

Red said...

Is it horrible, durring his acceptance speech, I just kept thinking, "Get that man more bulletproof glass!"?

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Is there not some way to round up all the racist skinheads and put THEM behind bullet-proof glass? They can shoot at each other all they like then.

Fancy Schmancy said...

I say we build him a Pope-mobile! Did I see correctly that the whole stage was surrounded by bullet proof glass, last night?

Tootsie said...

OBAMA???? You may have to sit in the front yard on Thanksgiving.

Fancy Schmancy said...

I think I love you, and I can prove it. Please check my last post.

Anonymous said...

I had a conversation prior to the election with a very nice African-American man. He expressed to me that the AA community was very frightened that Obama would be assassinated. The next day the story broke that the Klan had concocted a plot to kill him. Those kinds of things are very real.


Gifted Typist said...

I love it when you clutter up your fluffball of a blog with political commentary. This is hilarious

Kristi Mantoni said...

I hope the inauguration but you never know. There are some CRAZY people in these United States of America. Sad but true.

Anonymous said...

Hey, I did not vote for Obama, and I am definitely not supportive of the "redistribution of wealth" concept. However, I do not hate the man, and I would be completely 100% disgusted with this country if someone actually were to succeed at murdering him.

@ Dr: not all people in hillbilly areas of this great land are racists. I may say things in jest, but it's just for a laugh. I got all kinds of races running (haha) in my veins. :)

And you all know they'll try again. So, all we can do is pray, and I'm not even joking.

JoeCommish said...

Why the Inauguration of course. A pop machine in every cafeteria across the land! Don't like pop? Head on over to the free Milk and Honey fountain.


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