It seems that Li-Lo and Sam-Ro are herstory. As with most high-profile breakups, this one took place in a dirty alley, while a bum eating a sandwich looked on.
No news yet on what ultimately led to the demise of the relationship, but it could have had something to do with Sam's lack of penis.
No news yet on what ultimately led to the demise of the relationship, but it could have had something to do with Sam's lack of penis.
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"As with most high-profile breakups, this one took place in a dirty alley, while a bum eating a sandwich looked on."
Heh-heh-heh.
Sigh.
Lindsay might have to resort to a real paid acting job to get publicity now... dear Lord nooooooo!
Knot
Then I saw Lindsay Lohan and my wood became foam.
words words words: celesbian... that's good.
Um--never mind.
Flavor of the month baby! NEXT!
Seriously, Sam. I know this exposes me as a shallow person, but I have to say it any way. When you look like you do, and she looks like she does, you should follow wherever she storms.