Lesbos is a Nice Place to Visit, But She Didn't Want to Live There

It seems that Li-Lo and Sam-Ro are herstory. As with most high-profile breakups, this one took place in a dirty alley, while a bum eating a sandwich looked on.

No news yet on what ultimately led to the demise of the relationship, but it could have had something to do with Sam's lack of penis.

Comments

SkylersDad said…
Best title ever Becky!!!
I bet now she wishes she had bought that strap-on when she had a chance.
katrocket said…
Aaaaaw. I really thought those two crazy kids would make it.
I never understood it in the first place- if I was a famous woman going lezzy, I'd choose a lot more attractive lezzy than Sam.
Cormac Brown said…
I should've known the other night when I saw them on TMZ, deejaying a New Year's party. I've never seen a couple be so close in proximity, yet be so far away from each other.

"As with most high-profile breakups, this one took place in a dirty alley, while a bum eating a sandwich looked on."

Heh-heh-heh.
SouthernBelle said…
If they can't make it, what hope is there for the rest of us?

Sigh.

Lindsay might have to resort to a real paid acting job to get publicity now... dear Lord nooooooo!
Red said…
Nice. 10 bucks says LiLo is back with Valderama by Valentine's Day.
Mike said…
speechless
Anonymous said…
You can only munch rug for so long before it gets to you.

Knot
I thought 'lack of penis' is why they would be together forever
Gwen said…
So will Li-Lo's next victim be a guy or a gal?
Anonymous said…
Just the word Lesbos got Tony's Tinglies all Tantalized.

Then I saw Lindsay Lohan and my wood became foam.
Gifted Typist said…
Egads, it's only the first week of Jan. and already I have Li-Lo burn out
Another celesbian(TM) bites the dust.
cube said…
Oh, say it isn't so!!

words words words: celesbian... that's good.
dguzman said…
Oh gee, now all of us fulltime Lesbos can have a shot!

Um--never mind.
WOW! I'm stunned. I thought they were the real deal..NOT!
Flavor of the month baby! NEXT!
deadspot said…
"When I storm off, you are supposed to follow me!"

Seriously, Sam. I know this exposes me as a shallow person, but I have to say it any way. When you look like you do, and she looks like she does, you should follow wherever she storms.