Friday, February 13, 2009

Caption Crotch-test Contest #19

"Amy, stop riding that animal! And get off the horse, too!"


There is your winning caption, supplied by Words Words Words, the guy guy guy trying to leave Pistols in the dust dust dust.

I got the BFF to help me out with picking the winner this month, and we were actually split on the decision. However, I went with her choice because I realized that my choice also belonged to WWW, so it didn't really matter. This also makes him the first person to ever win for both Best Commenter and Best Commenter in a Supporting Role. So, if I may draw a comparison between the Firecrotch Awards and the Oscars (and why not), this makes WWW a better man than double-nom/single win Al Pacino. Hoo-ah!

The best supporting comment:
"This is not at all what I expected when I asked my assistant to book me on a vacation where I could ride a big black stallion on the beach."
- Words Words Words

And your runners-up, who are probably not just honored to be nominated:

Because this is how I believe the British elite really DO live...
"Dame Theresa and Dame Winehouse get ready for some polo, followed by naked tennis. Life of the British elite is grand, isn't it?" - Poobomber

Because Cockney accents, even if they're only on paper, are always funny...
"Oi! Are you seein' this fat bird in front of me on the 'orse, or am Oi 'allucinatin' again?" - Southern Belle

Because it just made me laugh...
"I call this one 'Tourist With Filthy Animals #4'." - Deadspot

Because it's groanworthy in its simplicity, and I'm a sucker for a bad pun...
"Why the long face? - Gwen

Wear your badge with pride, WWW. You know the drill. This isn't your first dance with the fire down below.

29 comments:

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Amy has a knack for finding shade which nobody else could use.

Mike said...

"Amy becomes the worlds most skanky horse fly!"

"Me blakey has grown speed bumps"

Alice said...

amy proves to that she really WILL mount anything with a pulse.

Gifted Typist said...

"Amy Rider" is a classic road movie about two women who ride a horse across America searching for freedom.
They smuggle drugs, stay with hippies in a commune, visit a brothel, get high on LSD, and get arrested by cops in a small town.
In the end they face the ultimate test when confront by two rednecks with a dislike for retro RnB music sung by strung-out, underweight babes.

It's a story of freedom and blown chances.

Coming soon to theatres new you.

SkylersDad said...

Amy to other women:

Your turn to drive the horsey, my turn to sit on the pommel!

McGone said...

Beyond the point of desperation, Winehouse's lawyers tried to stage an alibi for accusations that the singer was once again "high on The Horse."

genn6 said...

"Bloody hell, this is not the kind of horse I was referring to..."

Poobomber said...

Amy Winehouse confirms that she is indeed a man, and her enormous horse-shaped penis pleasures women of all shapes and sizes everywhere.

Suze said...

Aw jeez, I see Amy's back on the crack again.

Poobomber said...

Dame Theresa and Dame Winehouse get ready for some polo, followed by naked tennis. Life of the British elite is grand, isn't it?

words words words said...

"Amy, stop riding that animal! And get off the horse, too!"

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

Mrs Jessop's Home For Unwanted Animals received two new members the other day after an anonymous person dropped off Sugarlump, the performing horse, and Amy, the singing dog.

pistols at dawn said...

Trying to deal with that unfortunate face, Amy places herself between a horse's ass and a horse-sized ass and still ends up #3 on the list of Things I'd Nail In This Picture.

dmarks said...

Caption:

"I kissed a girl, and I liked it"

words words words said...

"This is not at all what I expected when I asked my assistant to book me on a vacation where I could ride a big black stallion on the beach."

Gwen said...

Why the long face?

SouthernBelle said...

"Oi! Are you seein' this fat bird in front of me on the 'orse, or am Oi 'allucinatin' again?"

Kimizzy said...

Amy Whinehouse, once again, half-naked and spreading her legs...

deadspot said...

I call this one "Tourist With Filthy Animals #4."

Cormac Brown said...

And you
This saddle is on fire
And so
We'll make this horse tired

deadspot said...

Four words:

Dog And Pony Show

Coaster Punchman said...

I will win one of these caption contests if it kills me. Of course I have to play to win, but that's just a formality.

words words words said...

I'd like to thank the Academy, and my parents, and my agents I LOVE YOU SO MUCH and my daughter Skylar (you can go to bed now, sweetie!) and of course all my fan for bestowing me with this honor (and second place!) yet again. I will proudly display the Firecrotch of the Month banner on my blog, secure in the knowledge that I am probably the only actual firecrotch that has ever won. Peace!

Barbara Bruederlin said...

TMI, Word words words! Congrats, though!

I am so honoured to have been nominated for sweet piss all, and I would like to thank my stylist.

SouthernBelle said...

*sniffs* It was an honor just to be nominated!!!

Dale said...

Well done! I'm glad Words Words Words used a few words to get the point across!

Bluez said...

Giddy-up words !

Kimizzy said...

Congrats WWW!

pistols at dawn said...

Nicely done, team.

 

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