"Amy, stop riding that animal! And get off the horse, too!"
There is your winning caption, supplied by Words Words Words, the guy guy guy trying to leave Pistols in the dust dust dust.
I got the BFF to help me out with picking the winner this month, and we were actually split on the decision. However, I went with her choice because I realized that my choice also belonged to WWW, so it didn't really matter. This also makes him the first person to ever win for both Best Commenter and Best Commenter in a Supporting Role. So, if I may draw a comparison between the Firecrotch Awards and the Oscars (and why not), this makes WWW a better man than double-nom/single win Al Pacino. Hoo-ah!
The best supporting comment:
"This is not at all what I expected when I asked my assistant to book me on a vacation where I could ride a big black stallion on the beach." - Words Words Words
And your runners-up, who are probably not just honored to be nominated:
Because this is how I believe the British elite really DO live...
"Dame Theresa and Dame Winehouse get ready for some polo, followed by naked tennis. Life of the British elite is grand, isn't it?" - Poobomber
Because Cockney accents, even if they're only on paper, are always funny...
"Oi! Are you seein' this fat bird in front of me on the 'orse, or am Oi 'allucinatin' again?" - Southern Belle
Because it just made me laugh...
"I call this one 'Tourist With Filthy Animals #4'." - Deadspot
Because it's groanworthy in its simplicity, and I'm a sucker for a bad pun...
"Why the long face? - Gwen
Wear your badge with pride, WWW. You know the drill. This isn't your first dance with the fire down below.