Monday, March 23, 2009

Further Reflection on I Love You, Man

Well, I guess this "further reflection" has nothing to do with the movie itself (not that my "initial reflection" did), but was actually prompted by The Vegetable Assassin's recent comment on my last post. She mentioned that Jason Segel (aka The Other Guy in I Love You Man, aka The Lead Guy in Forgetting Sarah Marshall Who Showed His Weiner For, Like, Three Minutes) has always "creeped her out."

This reminded me of some of the thoughts going through my own head while watching I Love You, Man. The ones that didn't involve little Rudd fetuses growing inside of me.

I can't decide how I feel about Jason Segel. On one hand, he's tall, has nice hair, and he's kind of cool and wacky, which makes him oddly attractive.

On the other hand, he looks like the type of guy who would pull up next to you on the street to ask for directions, and when you walked over to his window, he'd be playing with himself.

So, I don't know.

15 comments:

Kimizzy said...

I think it's normal to have a love/hate relationship with good-looking creeps.

red said...

I love Jason Segel! We are MFEO.

He was kinda creepy on Freaks and Geeks, but that was the point. Nick Andopolis 4-Eva!!!!

The Vegetable Assassin said...

I still maintain my theory that if he wanted to feel up a girl's boobs and she said no, he's the type of guy who would threaten to put a firecracker up her cat's ass.

words words words said...

These things are hard to discern, but I instead see Jonah Hill as the vehicular masturbator. I see Jason Segel as the guy who makes you listen to and watch things you have no interest in, and then when you want to leave, insists that you wait because "this is totally the best part coming up right now".

Moxie said...

I am crushing hard on the Segel and the Rudd these days...and today I got the issue of EW with Rudd on the cover. What a lovely man snack he'd be. AND he's good friends with Jon Hamm from "Mad Men"! If that doesn't generate naughty thoughts I don't know what will...

(My word verification is mentail. Definition: when your brain is filled with fantasies of the celebrities you want to sleep with.)

Oh, and I owe you the answer to that "mad, bad and dangerous to know" question: it was Lord Byron.

SkylersDad said...

I really don't have any comment on either actor, but have suddenly realized why people never answer my questions when I pull over and ask for directions!

Dr Zibbs said...

Funny you mention him. I like him but still don't think he's leading man material.

I was thinking about writing a post on that topic.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

You. Fricken. Kill. Me.

Poobomber said...

Am I ever laughing hard over here, cause I can totally see him doing that.

LiLu said...

I also want to have his babies. Have since Clueless.

On a further note, I have heard from many reliable (i.e. funny) people that this movie is FANTABULOUS.

Gifted Typist said...

I will see this

Malcolm said...

I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that last line because it would have ended up all over my keyboard.

Soda and Candy said...

You need to see this: http://thinkoutsidethepun.blogspot.com/2009/03/even-in-early-90s-paul-rudd-is-awesome.html

Brandon Szuminsky said...

See, I disagree on Segel. I see him as Marshall from How I Met Your Mother and think he's a sweet, giant, friendly chap I'd like to have a beer with. (Thought that might involve him playing with himself too.)

Meryem said...

You. Fricken. Kill. Me.

 

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