Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Maybe The Funniest Thing Ever Said on a Reality Show

I'm a week behind on this, but whatever. Let's just say that it made me laugh so hard that I forgot to post about it.

From last week's Rock of Love Bus:

After Kelsey and Farrah get wasted and roll around on the floor with each other at one of Bret's musical shit-fests, roadie Big John removes them from the concert and yells, "I specifically asked you guys not to be slutty and whorey!"

I'm sorry...can someone remind me what this show is about again?


Soda and Candy said...

Kelsey and Farrah: "But we signed contracts specifically stating that we would be slutty and whorey!"

SkylersDad said...

Read the fine print. Either is allowed, just not at the same time.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha, that's like asking a cake not to be cakey.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Ya, that's kinda like specifically asking Richard Simmons not to act "gay".

Anonymous said...

God, I love that show.

Best line ever: I thought this was Rock of Love, not Rock of F*cking.

words words words said...

Big John must have taken lessons on giving conflicting instructions from the American Idol judges.

Scott said...

Slutty and Whorey would make a great band name.

words words words said...

Scott: I think that was the original name of t.A.T.u.

Life With Dogs said...

Loaded with irony :)

Beth said...

I hate it when the roadies tell me to behave.

Bubs said...

How awesome is it when a roadie gives lectures on classy behavior?

By the way, I am waiting for you to turn your wonderful critical eye on "I Love Money II"


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