Saturday, April 11, 2009

Caption Crotch-test Contest #21

BREAKING NEWS: Photographic evidence that pigs can fly!



That's a pretty mean winning quote but, since I have been accused of being mean-spirited from time to time, I figured I'd embrace it at this very holy time of the year.

This month's winner is first-time Firecrotch, Catherinette Singleton of Bridget Jones Has Nothing on Me. She's been so careful with all of those bachelors...little did she know that her loins would be set ablaze by a silly little contest.



Only a few of the entries this month elicited a chuckle from me, although my sister informed me today that this picture isn't funny. I explained to her, as I'll explain to all of you now, that the picture doesn't necessarily have to be funny on its own. YOU people are responsible for MAKING it funny. Of course, what's funny is entirely up to me, but you should all know by now that I'm a sucker for A) bad puns, B) the absurd, and C) the juxtaposition of other pop cultural references. And now I guess I should add D) downright rudeness.

Your runners-up are:

"Miss Knowles was slowly lowered into the Pit of Despair while the crowd cheered on." - Katrocket

"Beyonce is the latest to fall out of favor on Fox's midseason hit, 'America Drops Tiresome Celebrities Into A Pit Of Drunken Alligators.'" - Words Words Words

33 comments:

Doc said...

Here she recreates the role made famous by Tom Cruise in "Mission Impossible".

She's a swinger?

Here she recreates the role made famous by Mel Gibson in "Mad Max; Beyond Thunderdome"

Beyonce believes in reincarnation. She wants to come back as a slutty, glittery yo-yo.

She must not have any friends, because if she did, they would have told her that belt does not go with that outfit.

"Look at me! I'm a horny Queen Bee! Buzz buzz. Buzz buzz."

Doc

Doc said...

BTW, what is sticking out of her butt?

Doc

Doc said...

This was a very exclusive concert as only red people were allowed to attend.

Doc

Cormac Brown said...

"What are the chances of Destiny's Child reuniting? Well, do you see any monkeys flying out of my butt?"

Building on Doc's comment-

"Well Tina Turner, two entered, but only one left."

SkylersDad said...

After volunteering for the public science exhibit, Beyonce proves that yes, her hair extensions weigh exactly as much as her over-sized ass.

Coaster Punchman said...

"There....I left my talent... down there...."

Anonymous said...

Mary Fartin

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Tootsie said...

Guess someone put more than a ring on it.

words words words said...

Beyonce is the latest to fall out of favor on Fox's midseason hit, "America Drops Tiresome Celebrities Into A Pit Of Drunken Alligators"

Hit 40 said...

Your photos are fun. Very racy. Not as racy as a strange site by one that discussed her love of going to swingers clubs! I do not know which is more scary a website devoted to knitting socks or S&M. And no this is not what is on my site. Just random cute family life stories. Like your blog ;-)

Soda and Candy said...

After overdosing on Creme Eggs, Tinkerbell needed a little help getting airborne.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

The strategically placed flashlight helped Beyonce demonstrate, once and for all, that the sun really does shine out of her ass.

LiLu said...

Now whenever I hear "fire crotch" I will think of a gold-laden chastity belt.

Well done.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

on the other end of that wire are 16 red-faced, exhausted roadies earning every bit of their minimum wage.

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Kimizzy said...

"The late Sasha Fierce would be very apologetic that she literally brought down the house," reps said.
-picture taken right before the ceiling collapsed-

Cora said...

Sandy Duncan, eat your heart out!

Cora said...

Can you hear me now?

words words words said...

The perspective offered by her high-wire act causes Beyonce to meditate with melancholy on what has happened to the talented young girl from Destiny's Child.

Suze said...

HEY HEY LOOK UP THERE!!. It's a bird. No wait, it's a plane. Aaw shit, it's just Beyonce.

Pepe Le Pew said...
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Pepe Le Pew said...

and our suspicions were right ... Beyonce is nothing more than a puppett pulled by strings ...

Jay Z on the other hand, is just denomic spawn

Bond said...

"Here...pull my thumb and I will rocket across the arena"

catherinette said...

BREAKING NEWS! Photographic evidence that pigs can fly!

God, I freaking hate her.

Kimizzy said...

True that, Cathrinette.

Rebecca said...

Figure 5.1 Photograph from the first known occurrence of spontaneous mass shared psychotic pinata disorder.

katrocket said...

Miss Knowles was slowly lowered into the Pit of Despair while the crowd cheered on.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Well done!

I'm actually going to be thinking of drunken alligators all day though.

Lee Ann said...

Thank you so much for the kind words at my place.
Happy Easter!
xo
Lee Ann

love the new profile pic!

words words words said...

My mantel is getting crowded. (You do have trophies for third place, right?)

Catherinette's was great. Brevity is always funnier :)

catherinette said...

Woo hoo!! I'm the fire crotch of the month!!

LiLu said...

Mean-spirited is SO okay with me right now. I freaking love it.

 

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