Caption Crotch-test Contest #21

BREAKING NEWS: Photographic evidence that pigs can fly!

That's a pretty mean winning quote but, since I have been accused of being mean-spirited from time to time, I figured I'd embrace it at this very holy time of the year.

This month's winner is first-time Firecrotch, Catherinette Singleton of Bridget Jones Has Nothing on Me. She's been so careful with all of those bachelors...little did she know that her loins would be set ablaze by a silly little contest.



Only a few of the entries this month elicited a chuckle from me, although my sister informed me today that this picture isn't funny. I explained to her, as I'll explain to all of you now, that the picture doesn't necessarily have to be funny on its own. YOU people are responsible for MAKING it funny. Of course, what's funny is entirely up to me, but you should all know by now that I'm a sucker for A) bad puns, B) the absurd, and C) the juxtaposition of other pop cultural references. And now I guess I should add D) downright rudeness.

Your runners-up are:

"Miss Knowles was slowly lowered into the Pit of Despair while the crowd cheered on." - Katrocket

"Beyonce is the latest to fall out of favor on Fox's midseason hit, 'America Drops Tiresome Celebrities Into A Pit Of Drunken Alligators.'" - Words Words Words