Tara Reid loses a staring contest to a six-week-old cocker spaniel, making the puppy the victor of their chess/beach volleyball/staring contest triathlon.
There is your winning caption, this month provided by Words Words Words, who is now the undisputed King King King of the caption contests. (Pistols at Dawn? Who's that?) Are you people gonna stand for this kind of tyranny? Or are you gonna bring it next time and knock him off of his throne?Until then, WWW, here is another award for your Wall O' Achievements.
I guess Tara Reid's disgusting, leathery midsection doesn't inspire the funny in many of you, as there were a lot less entries this month than usual. But here are the runners up...
The good:
"Tell me, Yoda. *IS* Darth Vader my father?" - Splotchy
The bad-taste:
"Aw honey, I've had bigger things than you up there!" - The Vegetable Assassin
The Tara-Reid-is-ugly:
"It seems like we are both aging in dog years, but at least you're still cute." - Mike
Comments
J/k, j/k, I still luffs you. Next time!
Then she "fanted" (my word veri)
I really didn't think I had a chance in hell, I thought Mike's was the best. Thank you!
Do you have a Four Timers Club like Saturday Night Live?
Dog: Dude, you're freaking me out!