Paula Abdul is addicted to painkillers! For realz! (I say "is" instead of "was" because, even though she claims to have kicked her habit, A) she claimed for years that she never did drugs, and B) drug addicts are filthy liars.)
And the truth shall set P-Ab free. Free from what, I'm not sure. Certainly not ridicule. Especially not mine.
If I'm being honest, this news didn't exactly have me jumping out of my chair. Still, I'm glad Paula finally fessed up. It's about time she started telling the truth.
Of course, it's also about time for her to start promoting the new album no one asked or wanted her to record. But I'm sure the two things have nothing to do with each other.
And the truth shall set P-Ab free. Free from what, I'm not sure. Certainly not ridicule. Especially not mine.
If I'm being honest, this news didn't exactly have me jumping out of my chair. Still, I'm glad Paula finally fessed up. It's about time she started telling the truth.
Of course, it's also about time for her to start promoting the new album no one asked or wanted her to record. But I'm sure the two things have nothing to do with each other.
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Just had a sneak preview of Glambert absolutely hammering that Zep classic. Can't wait for your review.
I hope they dump kara, I'm agreeing with you on her