You know how hard it is to come back to work after a 4-day weekend?
Okay, well add this on top of that misery: My beloved Glambert is in NYC today, performing for the CBS Morning Show. He is probably wailing his little heart out at 59th and 5th right this second as I sit here (not nearly close by enough to make a "bank" or "breakfast" run) and pretend to work, having failed to manufacture some "injury" that could allow me to sneak out to the "doctor." Ohhhhh, why did I burn that sick day a few weeks ago??
How much longer until I'm a famous blogger and am immediately invited to joyous events like this?? Who do I talk to about this?
Okay, well add this on top of that misery: My beloved Glambert is in NYC today, performing for the CBS Morning Show. He is probably wailing his little heart out at 59th and 5th right this second as I sit here (not nearly close by enough to make a "bank" or "breakfast" run) and pretend to work, having failed to manufacture some "injury" that could allow me to sneak out to the "doctor." Ohhhhh, why did I burn that sick day a few weeks ago??
How much longer until I'm a famous blogger and am immediately invited to joyous events like this?? Who do I talk to about this?
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The waaahhmbulance is on its way. Got caught it traffic. Should be there shortly.
hahahahaha. I'm glad it's known here.
I would have called in a fake bomb threat to the building you work in for you so you could have gone out to see Adam, wish I would have known earlier.
In all honesty, I only laugh at Perez 20% of the time and his page takes to long to load, so yeah, why aren't you the famous blogger, instead? You are funnier and you're Photoshopping is better than his tenth grade drawings.
Yup, I'm with you.
Sometimes I just feel like shouting, "Don't you people know who I am??" The only thing that keeps me from doing that is the response I may get. You know, like,
"Who the hell cares?"
See what I mean.
This whole "work" thing is a giant time suck that ruins everyone's lives. Break free!!
I don't care if he's gay. I'd do what I could to get him back on the straight and narrow. ;)
Sucks to be stuck at work AND when that work is in Texas. At least you're close enough to all of a sudden have to "pick up your stranded mother in a few cities over... gee you're really sorry."
What type of people ARE you living with?? No one to watch SYTYCD with...I don't either!
Sex is on tonight!! It wouldn't be SYTYCD auditions with him and his mom.