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American Idol 9: 4/14/10 Results

American Idol 9: Elvis Had The Right Idea About Shooting Out His TV Set

American Idol 9: Sight Unseen

Eye Boogers

As The World Waits With Bated Breath, I Finally Give My Reaction To Adam Lambert's AMA Performance

Eye Boogers

A Place Where Adam Lambert Dared To Go: It's Called A Xanadon't

An Open Letter to Adam Lambert

People Are Idiots, Pt. MMMMMCCCLXIX

As If You Needed More Proof That Hollywood is Just High School for Rich People...

More on Adam Lambert (and Gene Simmons is a Moron)

Adam Lambert Emerges From Shallowest Closet on Earth

Dynamite With a Laser Beam

Oh Where, Oh Where Have My Little Celebutards Gone?

Real Life Rears Its Ugly Head Again

American Idol 8 Finale, Part II: Another Year, Another Ad Salesman's Wet Dream