You know, for years, people talked about how nutty Michael Jackson was. But now that he's dead, it's the so-called "normals" who are going off the deep end.
Exhibit A: Distraught fans are killing themselves. Too bad they didn't stick around long enough to receive a sign that it's all going to be okay. Something like...
Exhibit B: (High?) fans are seeing Michael's face in the clouds*. (I guess that makes them Ma ma say, ma ma sa, Mammatus clouds! Heyyy-o!) Apparently, he was hovering over NYC on Friday night and I didn't even notice.
Exhibit C: The reporters have GONE WILD!**
Wow, you'd think a talking head in Vegas would've dealt with his fair share of drunken idiots by now. He's gonna get sued for more beer money now.
*Best part = The reporter, appropriately named Jeanne Moos, saying she wanted to milk the clouds.
** Best part = The look of horror on the female anchors' faces. I don't think this was the first time they've seen Steve's temper in action.
Exhibit A: Distraught fans are killing themselves. Too bad they didn't stick around long enough to receive a sign that it's all going to be okay. Something like...
Exhibit B: (High?) fans are seeing Michael's face in the clouds*. (I guess that makes them Ma ma say, ma ma sa, Mammatus clouds! Heyyy-o!) Apparently, he was hovering over NYC on Friday night and I didn't even notice.
Exhibit C: The reporters have GONE WILD!**
Wow, you'd think a talking head in Vegas would've dealt with his fair share of drunken idiots by now. He's gonna get sued for more beer money now.
*Best part = The reporter, appropriately named Jeanne Moos, saying she wanted to milk the clouds.
** Best part = The look of horror on the female anchors' faces. I don't think this was the first time they've seen Steve's temper in action.
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I am sure that the second video won't play because the clouds do contain Michael Jackson's image and that they clouds are crying.
So THAT explains all this rain.
Last night a woman set a restroom in a bar on fire over Jacko's death.
That seemed reasonable, right?
Exhibit B: As Jackson's death will always have the footnote of the other celebrity deaths of last week, I would like to award you all of today's Internet Points™ for the fantastic Ed "Hey-o" McMahon call back. Well played.
Exhibit C: Maybe Steve Ryan will have to switch to a different job in Vegas where he won't have to deal with the drunks, like...
I'll have to get back to you on that one.
The look on the anchor woman's face was priceless. Took her a few seconds to pick her jaw up off the desk. :-)
*wiping tears*
A friend of mine saw Jacko the other day at Ihop. Apparently he's getting around.
(btw, I love that you still call him Jacko.)
Thanks for the warning, I am staying home today and drinking beer on the porch.
Guy is an ass hitting the drunk in the face like that.
And all this over...Michael Jackson? REALLY? The most shocking thing about this whole episode to me is that apparently he hadn't become a total punchline. Either that or we're back to the old "dying makes you a saint" thing.
She probably works the pole in a sleazy joint to supplement her income too...