Lately, I've heard a lot of people* talking about how difficult it is to read Kristen Stewart. You see, there is a common misconception that she is only capable of one facial expression. Well, I'm here to tell you that this is absolutely untrue. I think it's sad that this dynamic and exciting young actress is so misunderstood, therefore, I would like to provide you all with a handy visual guide of Ms. Stewart's emotions. Feel free to print this out and carry it with you, so that you may refer to it when needed.
I hope this helps.
*Of course, it's possible that I'm just remembering a conversation I had with myself.
**For those of you who don't think "blonde" is an emotion, well, you clearly know nothing about celebrities.
 HAPPY |  REALLY HAPPY |
 AMUSED |  ANNOYED |
 SAD |  CONFUSED |
 TIRED |  REALLY TIRED |
 CURIOUS |  INDIFFERENT |
 BLONDE** |  JOAN JETT-Y |
I hope this helps.
*Of course, it's possible that I'm just remembering a conversation I had with myself.
**For those of you who don't think "blonde" is an emotion, well, you clearly know nothing about celebrities.
Comments
She's hot, and I like chicks who don't show a lot of emotion. Other than that, not too impressed.
Kristen is like the female version of the mysterious and impenetrable biker dude. James Dean or something. Ugh, it's too early for coherent thought.
"I must look like an angsty teen, attracted to the ultimate goth, emo guy, even though I'm just going grocery shopping. Wouldn't want to lose the part by being real."
That is all.
And seriously, this is the woman they chose to play Joan Jett in The Runaways biopic???
Especially the blondes.
This was Amazing!
Have I told you lately that I love you?? ha ha