Tuesday, September 22, 2009

@*&^##*^!!

I'm blogging from work on the DL to let everyone know that my home computer is sick. It's seriously sociopathic and we're trying to work through its issues together. I don't know how long it will take to reach a breakthrough, but I may have to rip out its insides if it doesn't start respecting me. And if it refuses to hand over my personal files, I will beat it to death with a shovel. So, don't be surprised if, the next time you hear from me, I'm blogging from Bellevue.

16 comments:

Cormac Brown said...

It's Perez's fault, he's hatin' on the true Pop Eye because he can't Photoshop.

Wings said...

...meeeep...

good luck

Heff said...

I feel your pain. My home computer DIED this week.

BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH !!!

Blogging from work is a Biatch !

SkylersDad said...

Deep cleansing breaths Becky, then you can swing that shovel harder.

J.J. in L.A. said...

I feel your pain too. I haven't turned my computer off in months because when I do, it thumbs it's nose at me and refuses to start up.

Tennyson ee Hemingway said...

Good luck. Computers just need a little 'persuasion' sometimes.

Cora said...

Ugh. Sucky!!

May I suggest an sledgehammer rather than a shovel? It'll get the job done faster. Plus you could sing along with Peter Gabriel if you so desire.

Char said...

My PC just keeps getting slower. I had memory added last year, and the tech said it would be worth it to do it. I keep crossing my fingers it will hang on for while longer. I hate trying to make the decision of which/what to buy.

Soda and Candy said...

I just love that you used that picture.

; )

Malcolm said...

I feel you. My computer was so fucked up, I had to do a system restore a couple of weeks ago.

Scope said...

Can you shout "Respect my AUTHORITY!" in your best Eric Cartman voice while smashing it.

And get it on video.

Just sayin...

Scott said...

I had to go a week without my laptop recently due to power supply issues, and it was miserable. I had to go to the library for my free hour of internet per day.

Good luck!

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Sorry babe, hope your home unit gets better soon.

Penny said...

awww..that sucks :(
sorry your comp is sick love :(

Bond said...

Wait...we interviewed MaryJo Buttafuoco last night and she says Joey is a sociopath too...maybe he got to your computer!

Bond said...

Oh and - solve your problems...

GO MAC!!!!!

 

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