"I spit, too!!!"
There is this month's winning caption, supplied by Red of Gingers is the Watchword! Oddly enough, Red has never won a Firecrotch award despite the fact that she is a real life firecrotch. (Not "firecrotch" as it's come to be defined thanks to herp-infected celebutards, but as in the original definition meaning "one with red pubes.") The quote is simple and funny, although I'm not convinced that it's completely accurate.
And because people need to feel special, here are some runners-up:"This morning, I had Joe Francis. And tonight? Joe Camel." - Cormac Brown (A four-legged creature is actually a step up from that Neanderthal gone wild.)
"Take off the bandage, Nicole. I've seen way worse nose jobs." - Dr. Kenneth Noisewater (I'd be surprised if she even remembers what a real nose looks like.)
Paris found the exact colour she wanted for her new handbag. - Pepe LePew (This made me laugh because I could totally imagine her thinking it would be perfectly reasonable to have a camel killed and skinned if it meant having the perfect, one-of-a-kind purse. And I love how those non-Americans stick that superfluous "u" in "color.")
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(Sorry. I couldn't keep it out of the crotch, but at least I'm trying this month, right? Right?!?!)
2. Are you one of the two hump ones or do I have to get you to call one of your friends, too?
3. If I just stand still and stare off into the distance, maybe she'll get bored and go bother the monkeys.
Once you go Camel, you'll never go back to Mammal!
Come on, put your vajayjay next to my foot. It will make a great photo op!
2. Paris: You remind me of my sister.
Camel: I was about to say that.
3. Paris: Ewww! You smell like my panties.
Yep. I still suck at captions.
2. Camel: Bitch please, at least my toes never gave anyone chlamydia.
3. Camel (in the voice of the Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons): No, I would not like to make a sex tape with you. Worst. Photo op. Ever.
So far, I'm liking the nose job one.
2. "Someone get me a cattle prod, and a milking bucket!"
3. "I love him because he sweats less than Brandon Davis and has less back hair than Nicole"
4. The growth hormones Paris fed her pet dog had one small side effect.