"I spit, too!!!"There is this month's winning caption, supplied by Red of Gingers is the Watchword! Oddly enough, Red has never won a Firecrotch award despite the fact that she is a real life firecrotch. (Not "firecrotch" as it's come to be defined thanks to herp-infected celebutards, but as in the original definition meaning "one with red pubes.") The quote is simple and funny, although I'm not convinced that it's completely accurate.
And because people need to feel special, here are some runners-up:
"This morning, I had Joe Francis. And tonight? Joe Camel." - Cormac Brown (A four-legged creature is actually a step up from that Neanderthal gone wild.)
"Take off the bandage, Nicole. I've seen way worse nose jobs." - Dr. Kenneth Noisewater (I'd be surprised if she even remembers what a real nose looks like.)
Paris found the exact colour she wanted for her new handbag. - Pepe LePew (This made me laugh because I could totally imagine her thinking it would be perfectly reasonable to have a camel killed and skinned if it meant having the perfect, one-of-a-kind purse. And I love how those non-Americans stick that superfluous "u" in "color.")