Friday, September 25, 2009

Happy CZJ Day!

Just want to give a birthday shout-out to the agelessly scrumptrulescent Catherine Zeta-Jones. Still #1 on my lesbian list after all these years.


Anonymous said...

Good gosh she's got great knockers for someone my age.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

I thought I was #1 on your list, but whatever.

Gifted Typist said...

I'm supposed to look like Ellen DG does that get me on your list?


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