Friday, September 18, 2009

Project Runway 6: Episode 5

Last night on Project Runway...

It was time for Everybody Hates Johnny! After Tim told Johnny that his dress was awful, he ripped it apart and started something new and even worse. But, apparently forgetting that all of this was being filmed, Johnny made up a lie about how he tried steaming his dress...
Suddenly, Johnny's big fib was all anyone could talk about. Just not to his face.

At the end of the day, the designers went back to their suites, where Ra'Mon and Logan got to hear Chapters II - XVII of Johnny's fictional steamer saga, while the other designers talked about him some more behind his back. Now, there is really no reason for me to even discuss this part of the show except that I couldn't NOT mention that, during this time, Logan was sprawled out on his bed, propped up on his elbows, offering up a great view of his tight, muscular arms. At some point, I lost all track of what Johnny was blathering on about and I began to mentally write Chapters I and II of my own steamy fictional saga. Yes…take that goofy hat off of Logan and he would fit right in on the cover of a Fabio-style bodice ripper.

Head over to Starpulse to read the full recap!


Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Logan is boring and predictable. And in my comments section on my blog, I'll call anyone anything I like.

BeckEye said...

Never said you couldn't, Grumpy von Grumperstein.


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