Friday, October 30, 2009

Breasts Were An Odd Choice



Really, Amy Winehouse? New boobs were the priority? Couldn't think of anything else that needed fixing?

14 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

Skank.

Coaster Punchman said...

Amy is a tramp. I'm back to make sure you know I still dig you. From a distance.

SkylersDad said...

She is a bigger waste of a spinal column than anybody else around.

Soda and Candy said...

They're jammed up so close to her face she could probably snort shit off them from there.

... wait, I think I just figured out her plan!

The Vegetable Assassin said...

F*ck, I hate being wrong. I truly didn't think she could get any fuglier. You learn something new every day.

Cora said...

Looks like Amy couldn't figure out the double-stick tape. It's so complicated. Poor girl.

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words...words...words... said...

I guess this means she'll never drown. Except maybe in a puddle of her own vomit.

Barbara(aka Layla) said...

that is just plain scary. plus i thought fake boobs were out?

Bond said...

Ah that poor widdle girl is just so dazed and confused...oh and she is a freakin loser also/

red said...

Ick!

Billy said...

Mmmmaybe she had massive drug problems due to an awful self-image via small-boob-ness. Anyway, I gotta think those boobs were cheaper than her quarterly drug habit, so if it keeps her on the wagon, good for her. (Yes, I'm TOTALLY stretching for this one.)

But ain't no enhancement on the planet gonna make her cute 'n' cuddly.

Suze said...

I bet she'd be entertaining as a neighbor.

Malcolm said...

Amy should have said, "No no no" to breast enhancement.

 

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