Well, he's not quite Tony Toni Tone, but Words Words Words has done it again. He's officially the new Pistols (RIP). I swear, if Words' crotch gets any more fiery, Howie Long's gonna have to jump down his pants.
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In another periodic check on the state of her career, Britney heads straight for the bargain bins. - The Imaginary Reviewer (I wonder if she ran into Taylor Dayne and Samantha Fox?)
Part of the divorce decree is that every week, Britney has to buy three jumbo-packs of Gino's Pizza Rolls, so that K-Fed becomes "K Overfed." - Cormac Brown (Judging by the recent pics of him, she's doing a better job taking care of her ex than her kids. Or herself.)
"Let's see...5 lb. bag of pork rinds, check. A case of Old Milwaukee's Best, check. Hannah Montana movie, check. Three bottles of Nyquil, check. Okay, I'm ready for Friday night!" - Doc (I like this one because it sounds just like my Friday night! Well, except for the pork rinds.)