In the UK, it's National Bedtime Reading Month, an event designed by The Children's Society "to encourage parents, especially fathers, to read to their children and coincides with the launch of 20th Century Fox's latest animated movie, Fantastic Mr. Fox."
As part of this campaign, several British celebs have videotaped themselves reading from the Roald Dahl story on which the new movie is based. It just so happens that my #4 man, Damon Albarn, is one of those readers.
I have trouble sleeping sometimes (as evidenced by this post's time stamp), so I gave Damon's bedtime story video a whirl. Silly me. Now I'm wide awake. And I think one of my ovaries just exploded. I may have to move him up to #3 after this.
Well, since I'm still up, I might as well do something productive, like get a jump on my Christmas list.
Things I Want (not necessarily in order of importance): 1. That stuffed fox in the background. 2. To be impregnated by the fox in the foreground, so that he can lovingly (albeit a bit loudly) read to our spawn. (Hey, I still have one unexploded ovary.)
As part of this campaign, several British celebs have videotaped themselves reading from the Roald Dahl story on which the new movie is based. It just so happens that my #4 man, Damon Albarn, is one of those readers.
I have trouble sleeping sometimes (as evidenced by this post's time stamp), so I gave Damon's bedtime story video a whirl. Silly me. Now I'm wide awake. And I think one of my ovaries just exploded. I may have to move him up to #3 after this.
Well, since I'm still up, I might as well do something productive, like get a jump on my Christmas list.
Things I Want (not necessarily in order of importance): 1. That stuffed fox in the background. 2. To be impregnated by the fox in the foreground, so that he can lovingly (albeit a bit loudly) read to our spawn. (Hey, I still have one unexploded ovary.)
Comments
Doc
Mad sexy....
; )
"HELLO! OIM DAMON ALBOOOOORN AND OIM RETAHDED!"
How's that?
Doc - Consider yourself nominated for Candy's comment contest! And please send me a copy of that book. It is a How-To, right?
Jenna - A voice like butter. And sex. Buttery sex.
SkyDad - Oi, bloody brilliant, mate!
Candy - Yeah, they should have let him read the whole book. Or maybe another book. Something dirtier.
S&C - You may be on to something there.
Veggie - Clean the broccoli out yo ears, betch. I guess you would've liked it had it been Liam reading the Fugtastic Mr. Unibrow. :)
Note I said "YOU".
It's the same the other way round, when I was in London, everyone loved my hot American accent and I didn't understand that in the slightest. My accent is boring as sin.
But let me tell you, there's a major difference between Liam and Damon, and I'm not just talking about the frequency in which they shower. That Manchester accent is like nails on a chalkboard compared to the hot buttery sex of Albarn's southern counties accent. Yum and yum.