Caption Crotch-test Contest #29

Not even J-Lo could penetrate Oscar De la Hoya's homosexual force field.


The final caption contest winner of the year is Jon of Extraneous Kickassery! Jon, you may want to change the name of your blog to Extraneous Firecrotchery, at least for the rest of the month.

Or just proudly display this badge. Whatever.

The runners-up this month are...all of you! Even those of you who didn't enter! See how nice I am? Now go vote for me as Blogger of the Year. For some reason, I'm still not in first place. I really don't understand how that could be.

And speaking of democracy in action, stay tuned for the Firecrotch of the Year election, coming soon. I'll let Jon bask in the glow of his burning brillo for a little while longer though.

Comments

carissajade said…
"NOOO Anyone but JLO!That ass can kill a man!"

is it just me or does that girl in the air look like Mrs. Lopez? Probably just me
12/02/2009 12:39 PM
BeckEye said…
That is her. :)
Her name is in the tags.
12/02/2009 12:42 PM
Vinny "Bond" Marini said…
"I told you to not try and upstage me - now you will suffer the wrath of Jennie in da air"
12/02/2009 1:51 PM
rebecca said…
Ay! Mata esa cucaracha!

Translation: eek! kill that cockroach!
12/02/2009 3:57 PM
Anonymous said…
In my continued style of awful captions:

"I thought people usually had a monkey on their backs but here I am about to have a full grown woman with athletic thighs on mine."

Incidentally, I voted for you. Well you and God. Don't ever call me self obsessed lady. :) I am that nice.
12/02/2009 4:52 PM
SkylersDad said…
Mario, the backup dancer, turns to run in horror as his back hair begins to singe off from J-lo launching herself into the air via her famous extra bean fajitas.
12/02/2009 5:07 PM
Barbara Bruederlin said…
Not about to be intimidated by IOC regulations, JLo straps on her moon boots and demonstrates the form guaranteed to take home the gold medal in the Half-Naked Man Stomping event.
12/02/2009 6:28 PM
dmarks said…
"No matter how much they tried, filming the fight scenes from "The Leather Matrix" just wasn't the same without Keano. Whoa..."
12/02/2009 6:54 PM
Scope said…
"For this, I gave up my career in lawn care?"
12/02/2009 7:28 PM
Richard said…
Hoping no one would see him Geoffrey skulked away. He realised now was not the best time to tell Jennifer that he'd forgotten to rent the horse Jennifer thought she was riding.
12/02/2009 8:13 PM
Anonymous said…
"WTF? Who thought of this for the principal to do if everyone brought back their library books for one month??"
12/02/2009 8:17 PM
Billy said…
"Foo-Foo Conejito saltando a través del bosque / recoger los ratones de campo y bopping en la cabeza!"

(Translated thanks to Google. I have no idea how accurate this is.)
12/02/2009 10:00 PM
Unknown said…
Cirque de Soleil with an S&M twist
12/02/2009 11:15 PM
McGone said…
To the amazement of the crowd, Marc Anthony instantly looked less tired and chihuahua-like once he was able to shrug the J-LO addiction off his back.
12/02/2009 11:49 PM
Coaster Punchman said…
I'd vote for ya, but I suspect it was you who nominated me for least updated blog. Be-yotch.
12/03/2009 12:33 AM
Coaster Punchman said…
Oh, and I didn't mean that last comment as my caption. But it would be a gone one!
12/03/2009 12:33 AM
carissajaded said…
LOL im an asshole! good to know!
12/03/2009 12:34 AM
words...words...words... said…
Jennifer Lopez is shown on the set of this year's Oscar favorite, Kenny Ortega's Spartacus
12/03/2009 2:44 AM
Penny said…
hahahahah I like Richards :)
Hilarious :)

I'm still voting :)
12/03/2009 9:37 AM
Steam Me Up, Kid said…
Jennifer unveils her new move, entitled "Invisible floating toilet".
12/03/2009 10:03 AM
Doc said…
"I always jump like this to put out my firecrotch and it helps to get rid of the funny smell!"

Doc
12/03/2009 10:18 AM
Shelly said…
I vote for McGone's Marc Antony caption.
12/03/2009 10:40 AM
Feisty Democrat said…
I'm sooo not putting this on my resume!
12/03/2009 10:50 AM
Feisty Democrat said…
BTW, I voted for you like, forty-'leven times over at GMM. Of course, if you see me tell anyone else that, I'm just being nice to them ;)
12/03/2009 10:52 AM
Del-V said…
Every failed music award show performance proves J.Lo is getting more and more culturally irrelevant. She will be equal to “Lisa Lisa and the Cult Jam” by this time in 2013.
12/03/2009 11:46 AM
Jon said…
Not even J-Lo could penetrate Oscar De la Hoya's homosexual force field.
12/03/2009 2:00 PM
cube said…
J-Lo's burrito propulsion is unparalleled.
12/03/2009 2:09 PM
Cormac Brown said…
À la Crispin, "Look, I can kick, too!"
12/03/2009 8:09 PM
Happy Villain said…
Power queefs can happen at the most embarrassing times.
12/04/2009 11:02 AM
Jon said…
Awesome. Thanks Beckeye!

(Drysdale Awards are for suckers.)
12/04/2009 2:47 PM
dmarks said…
"I think this is worth a $70,000 National Endowment for the Arts grant, don't you?"
12/04/2009 2:55 PM
words...words...words... said…
Wow, Jon is alive! I guess there are two things to congratulate him for.
12/04/2009 3:40 PM
katrocket said…
Okay -- that's one of the funniest Firecrotch captions in quite a while. Tears of joy, baby. Jon is THE Master(bator).
12/04/2009 4:12 PM
Tootsie said…
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12/04/2009 10:39 PM
Tootsie said…
J Lo puts a new twist on one of the more popular gymnastic routines!
12/04/2009 10:40 PM
WendyB said…
When you see my next post, even you'll have to vote for me for blogger of the year :-P
12/06/2009 4:12 PM
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