Not even J-Lo could penetrate Oscar De la Hoya's homosexual force field.
The final caption contest winner of the year is Jon of Extraneous Kickassery! Jon, you may want to change the name of your blog to Extraneous Firecrotchery, at least for the rest of the month.
Or just proudly display this badge. Whatever.
The runners-up this month are...all of you! Even those of you who didn't enter! See how nice I am? Now go vote for me as Blogger of the Year. For some reason, I'm still not in first place. I really don't understand how that could be.
And speaking of democracy in action, stay tuned for the Firecrotch of the Year election, coming soon. I'll let Jon bask in the glow of his burning brillo for a little while longer though.