Firecrotch of the Year

The suspense is over! Actually, if you're able to see the voting results over there on the right, there is no suspense at all. You know darn well who is 2009's Firecrotch. Although it seemed that his three Firecrotch of the Month awards guaranteed him the win, this election was no walk in the park for Words Words Words. Jon and Skyler's Dad gave him quite a run for his money, proving that either they have much larger fanbases than we all thought, or they each disregarded that "no stuffing the ballot box" rule that I imposed at the beginning of voting.

Whatever the case, it was an interesting race, but the three-peater with the three-peated moniker emerged victorious. So congrats, WWW. Your crotch burned brighter and longer than everyone else's this year. Be proud. But don't stare directly at it. And whatever you do, don't try to put balm on it. That will just make it worse.

Comments

Well done to all the Firecrotch contestants! Clever folks, every one of them.
Ed said…
Congrats WWW!
D Swizzle said…
Um...congrats?
Anonymous said…
Great post as for me. I'd like to read a bit more concerning that topic. Thanx for giving this material.
The only thing I would like to see here is such photo or even two :)
Sexy Lady
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Anonymous said…
Congratulations WWW! Well deserved!
SkylersDad said…
Congrats to words cubed for the victory!

This great contest for me. I'd like to read a bit more concerning this contest. Thanx for giving this material.

Please post more such photo Becky!

How did this asshat get past your word verification?
We could all only wish we'd be so lucky as to have our collective crotches burn with such fiery passion.
Jon said…
Hey I only voted for myself 7 times. The other two votes were totally legit...

(Congrats WWW.)
Soda and Candy said…
And he won just in time to go into Greta-Garbo-like seclusion, the man posts 3 things in a row and then disappears, wtf?
carissajade said…
YAH! COngrats WWW! I love your firecrotch award!!
I'm unclear on this. Did people email in pics of their red pubes?
WWW is da man...when it comes to Firecrotchery you just can't touch this....

Congrats
katrocket said…
Not bad for a one-eyed ginger. Congrats to WWW and his army of Firecrotches.

I'd like to read more concerning this topic, but I've got a hot date with 123 123.
Gwen said…
Maybe he's MIA because he didn't heed your warning about the balm. *cringes*
It's a major award! Thanks, everyone! Beckeye, your cat will be returned unharmed tomorrow. And now that I am back from my trip, my blog will actually feature entries.
bearockr said…
Hey Beckeye.... Mind if you could tell me what's this Firecrotch of the year all about ...??? Since I'm relatively newer to your blog :)
rachaelgking said…
"Your crotch burned brighter and longer than everyone else's this year."

I hope those words are in my eulogy.
Red said…
Fourth place!!!

Congrats, Words.
congrats to WWW

I got a vote I got a vote

OK, I voted for myself!
Cora said…
Congrats to Words!!