Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Merry Veddermas!

Before you get on with your tree-trimming or dreidel-spinning or candle-lighting or grievance-airing or whatever "ing" that Pagans do, take a minute to pour a drink and toast Eddie Vedder, who turns 45 today. Even though he had the nerve to get engaged to someone who's not me this year, I still love him. Santa has failed to bring him to me for about 18 years now, so I guess I'm kind of used to the disappointment.

If you're not sure why you should praise this man (you know, if you're one of those people who doesn't value good looks and incredible talent), take a look at last year's Veddermas post, in which I list the numerous similarities between Eddie and The Big J. It's an eye-opener.

13 comments:

red said...

Jesus totally loves to rock.

cube said...

Sorry, I can't indulge your vedderphilia. I always thought he sounded like he was trying too hard to expell a recalcitrant stool ;-)

carissajaded said...

ahh. I hope you do get him for christmas. i love your veddermas.

Cora said...

MERRY VEDDERMAS, BECKEYE!!

Penny said...

Drool


He's amazing

Richard @ The Bewildered Brit said...

Merry Veddermas! In your original post you forgot to mention that they both have deep baritone voices! :D

Candy's daily Dandy said...

UMM nice lateral delts...

Cormac Brown said...

When celebrities are asshats
She's gonna shed a little light on them


Merry Veddemas, and if only he knew what he was missing.

bearockr said...

Merry Veddermas Beckeye !! And a very happy birthday to Eddie as well !!

Ed Adams said...

Holy Shit.

He's 45?!?!

Damn, I'm getting sooooo old!

Jules said...

Holy Cow! How did he get so old??? Merry Veddermas!

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Having some Bailey's in my coffee just for this occasion. Merry Whateverness to you, Beckeye!

Dale said...

I wonder if his stockings are hung? Merry (or marry) all kinds of stuff Beckeye!

 

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