Tuesday, December 08, 2009

NOOOOOOOO!

Rumor has it that Lindsay Lohan is boinking my Number 6 Man, Jason Segel. She was photographed leaving (or shame-walking from) his house on early Saturday morning. So, I guess that answers the question, "What does Jason Segel want for Chanukah?" Herpes. Problem is, it lasts longer than eight days.

21 comments:

Fran said...

Damn woman, I have not been here in an age and this is what I find. Goddam you are hilarious.

Now speaking of goddam, I hope that angel got its wings!

The Vegetable Assassin said...

You've been brooding about this all day haven't you? :)

SkylersDad said...

Who would dare enter the loins of LiLo? It must be like Medusa, where you can't look at it directly.

bearockr said...

awww... Too bad !

Cormac Brown said...

Quick, before it's too late! Get down to Hawaii, get yourself a job as a front desk clerk and when Jason shows up? Get yourself into all kinds of misadventures. He'll see what a tree stump LiLo is and fall in love with you.






Well, what are you waiting for?

Richard @ The Bewildered Brit said...

Well that gave me a giggle. I feel sorry for Mr Segel. :(

Ed Adams said...

I'm just glad to see that she's back on the dick.

words...words...words... said...

Maybe they were just making popcorn and watching movies and snorting $500 worth of primo Colombian (Lindsay only.)

Sabine said...

Don't worry BeckEye, I bet he'll come crying (about the herpes?) to you soon. BTW, I really like your blog and have added you on my blog list. Naturally I’d be absolutely delighted if Psynopsis could end up on your list, too. (If you like my blog.) Sabine x

Scope said...

Relax, relax. Nothing happened.

See, they are friends who were just hanging out. She had had a couple of glasses of wine, and decided to do the right thing, and just crash on the sofa instead of crash on the freeway.

I certain that's what happened.

Billy said...

Was this some kind of bet he made? I mean, I realize Hollywood's a shallow place, but what positives about LiLo can a Jason Segel not find in spades with any of about 2,000 women?

I know they don't like to procreate outside their circle very often, but crikey, LiLo, circa 2009, is pure ick...

Penny said...

Bitch better back off your manz...

red said...

Ewwwww!!!!! This news is uber-disturbing. Why are all men so terrible?!?

The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch: said...

This is very upsetting - he's my number 3. Dammit.

carissajaded said...

NOOOOO! Is right!! There is no way Jason would do this to me! I mean you?

Shelly said...

Ewwww....she is just vile. He can do way better.

Dannie said...

Oh HELL noes. Not MY Jason.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

I don't even know who he is, but evidently you and LiLo agree that he is bonk-worthy.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

EWWWW....it has sex then puts the lotion on itself.

Bond said...

And I used to like Jason...

Soda and Candy said...

Cheer up Becks, maybe she's just his dealer.

 

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